Nope. I ain't got one. Don't want one. Fighting tooth and nail to keep it that way.
I just bought a new flip phone and I hate that too.
Life would be SO much better if everyone just went back to wired. Or even threw the dang things away.
Then if you wanted to talk to someone, you would go to their house, sit on the porch, and have a real conversation... with lemonade.
mo' bedda