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Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« on: April 11, 2017, 09:22:31 pm »
Headline of the year.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/11/hubble-just-spotted-something-massive-coming-out-of-uranus-6567896/

It gets better.

The Hubble space telescope has spotted a huge shimmering region on Uranus – and it’s caused by powerful bursts of solar wind.

That's right, folks. The Hubble Space Telescope just caught Uranus breaking wind.
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2017, 09:38:42 pm »
Heh heh
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2017, 09:44:29 pm »


Heh heh heh heh......Heh Heh heh heh heh!!!!......heh heh heh heh heh
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2017, 10:15:52 pm »
This story sounds a little asinine to me. 
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2017, 02:24:38 am »


That stopped being funny centuries ago.
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2017, 08:24:56 am »
Quote from: geronl on April 12, 2017, 02:24:38 am

That stopped being funny centuries ago.

Yep, the Planetary Society should have worked to re-name the 7th planet, instead of ditching Pluto.
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2017, 09:00:54 am »
Klingons!
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2017, 09:08:38 am »
Quote from: catfish1957 on April 12, 2017, 08:24:56 am
Yep, the Planetary Society should have worked to re-name the 7th planet, instead of ditching Pluto.

They could have changed it to something more dignified like "Urectum"
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2017, 09:10:00 am »
Obviously, this was worded that way intentionally. Everyone seems to love poop jokes and fart jokes, especially if Uranus is involved. This is the epitome of a Clickbait headline and it always works.
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2017, 09:30:35 am »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 12, 2017, 09:08:38 am
They could have changed it to something more dignified like "Urectum"

Didn't they change it to that name on "Futureama"?
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2017, 09:59:46 am »
Quote from: Freya on April 12, 2017, 09:30:35 am
Didn't they change it to that name on "Futureama"?

Yeah  :silly:
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Re: Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2017, 10:48:14 am »
Quote from: Freya on April 12, 2017, 09:30:35 am
Didn't they change it to that name on "Futureama"?

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