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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« on: March 24, 2017, 01:11:38 pm »
OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY

We call him Flicka...



Did you see him get kicked?



Are you hurt by my yelling?



Delayed reaction



A Hit



And.....a miss



How'd that go?



And then there's this

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2017, 01:16:07 pm »
DON'T BE FAKING

THIS




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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2017, 01:26:31 pm »
Here's the girls getting REAL!

How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2017, 01:27:43 pm »
And now for your Fake News Combo Pack


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2017, 01:31:00 pm »
How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2017, 01:32:47 pm »
TGIF!
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2017, 01:35:06 pm »
And now for your Fake News Combo Pack

That's just WRONG! :silly:
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2017, 01:35:09 pm »
TGIF!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2017, 01:39:41 pm »
If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.     -Dwight Eisenhower-

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2017, 01:49:07 pm »








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“The most effectual means of being secure against pain is to retire within ourselves, and to suffice for our own happiness.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” --Foghorn Leghorn

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2017, 02:18:26 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2017, 02:26:49 pm »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2017, 02:40:51 pm »
Now for something that doesn't involve Soccer....

« Last Edit: March 24, 2017, 02:45:11 pm by Cyber Liberty »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2017, 02:47:57 pm »
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast, and we give thanks and eat turkey.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, “So, tell me.”

She said,” Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans Hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder…

St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”

Then the blonde continued, “Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball.”
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2017, 02:56:40 pm »
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast, and we give thanks and eat turkey.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, “So, tell me.”

She said,” Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans Hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder…

St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”

Then the blonde continued, “Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball.”

I hope he opened the gates for her, that was a pretty good response.  She could throw in her bracket choices for good measure....
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2017, 03:22:01 pm »
Easter is a celebration of Spring. Spring is the time of renewal, abundance, and fertility, in the wake of a cold, hard, Winter. Easter is celebrated with eggs, representing birth, and rabbits, which represent fertility. It is a kind of 'Spring fever' which causes people the desire to get out in the fields, to sow seeds and be fertile. It is also a time when most Christians will eat a Christmas ham. The name Easter comes from the German goddess Eostre who was traditionally celebrated at the beginning of Spring with fertility symbols such as eggs and rabbits. Ok. I answered correctly, What do I win?
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2017, 03:27:08 pm »
Easter is a celebration of Spring. Spring is the time of renewal, abundance, and fertility, in the wake of a cold, hard, Winter. Easter is celebrated with eggs, representing birth, and rabbits, which represent fertility. It is a kind of 'Spring fever' which causes people the desire to get out in the fields, to sow seeds and be fertile. It is also a time when most Christians will eat a Christmas ham. The name Easter comes from the German goddess Eostre who was traditionally celebrated at the beginning of Spring with fertility symbols such as eggs and rabbits. Ok. I answered correctly, What do I win?

The third blonde.  Enjoy!
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2017, 03:52:38 pm »
Easter is a celebration of Spring. Spring is the time of renewal, abundance, and fertility, in the wake of a cold, hard, Winter. Easter is celebrated with eggs, representing birth, and rabbits, which represent fertility. It is a kind of 'Spring fever' which causes people the desire to get out in the fields, to sow seeds and be fertile. It is also a time when most Christians will eat a Christmas ham. The name Easter comes from the German goddess Eostre who was traditionally celebrated at the beginning of Spring with fertility symbols such as eggs and rabbits. Ok. I answered correctly, What do I win?

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2017, 04:24:24 pm »
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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« Last Edit: March 24, 2017, 05:18:08 pm by Suppressed »
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“The most effectual means of being secure against pain is to retire within ourselves, and to suffice for our own happiness.” -- Thomas Jefferson

“He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” --Foghorn Leghorn

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/24***
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2017, 07:00:14 am »
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
I will NOT comply.
 
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