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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« on: March 10, 2017, 08:23:34 am »
You had ONE job...


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Speaking of doing one job...









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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2017, 08:24:22 am »
YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!




Here, I'll help
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2017, 08:24:33 am »
Woohoo!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2017, 08:27:22 am »
YOU HAD ONE JOB

NOW LET'S DO OURS FOR



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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2017, 08:36:09 am »
No graphics ability, so I'mma gonna caption it:


This slide shows clearly the number of ****'s I give.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2017, 09:00:23 am »
Actual telephone pole in my town (now replaced, thankfully).
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2017, 09:13:10 am »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 10, 2017, 09:00:23 am
Actual telephone pole in my town (now replaced, thankfully).


OMG!   Is that duct tape?
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2017, 09:16:20 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on March 10, 2017, 09:13:10 am
OMG!   Is that duct tape?
You betcha. Good for what ails ya, even a broken telephone pole.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2017, 09:16:42 am »
Quote from: Sanguine on March 10, 2017, 09:13:10 am
OMG!   Is that duct tape?


Isn't duct tape made from real ducks?
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2017, 09:24:25 am »
Quote from: Freya on March 10, 2017, 09:16:42 am

Isn't duct tape made from real ducks?
Apparently.
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2017, 09:35:59 am »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2017, 10:38:27 am »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2017, 11:30:44 am »
Speaking of fixing things.

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« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2017, 11:31:56 am »
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2017, 11:39:05 am »
This is too funny.

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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2017, 11:54:45 am »


He is a working dog and he thought it was his one job!
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 3/10***
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2017, 12:00:47 pm »
Quote from: Freya on March 10, 2017, 10:38:27 am

Kitteh!!! Baby kitteh!   Oh use the make a gif links....


I love @L9teen 's kitty gifs!


And on the You Had One Job theme...

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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2017, 12:02:30 pm »
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Kitteh!!! Baby kitteh!   Oh use the make a gif links....

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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2017, 12:13:34 pm »
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2017, 12:20:09 pm »
On the theme of "You Only Had One Job"...I just got e-mail at work about an Ides of March office party...


....it's being held on March 23.

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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2017, 12:22:08 pm »
Truth!

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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2017, 12:28:21 pm »
Quote from: Suppressed on March 10, 2017, 12:20:09 pm
On the theme of "You Only Had One Job"...I just got e-mail at work about an Ides of March office party...


....it's being held on March 23.

 :pondering:

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« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2017, 12:54:43 pm »
Quote from: Idaho_Cowboy on March 10, 2017, 11:39:05 am
This is too funny.
The old Trojan piñata ploy. Can't believe anyone still falls for that.

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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2017, 01:58:17 pm »
Speaking of "You had ONE job", is Spicer trying to tell us something?
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« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2017, 02:00:21 pm »
Quote from: L9teen on March 10, 2017, 01:58:17 pm
Speaking of "You had ONE job", is Spicer trying to tell us something?
It's right side up from his point of view, I guess.
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« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2017, 05:12:24 pm »
Quote

This kind of reminds me of a road in my hometown.

Back in the 1950s and 1960s, there was this cutlery business, and their driveway was a narrow alley. Many decades after the cutlery closed (most of it burnt down a couple of years ago), another business opened up behind it, but they needed to widen the alley a bit.

The problem was that there was a telephone pole right on the edge of the alley. So they just forged the extra lane around it. The end result?



A road with a telephone pole in the middle of it.
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« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2017, 06:25:52 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on March 10, 2017, 06:12:48 pm


OK, I'm stealing that.  It may take me a couple of years, but I'm gonna use that in R/L.
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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2017, 10:04:29 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 10, 2017, 06:25:52 pm
OK, I'm stealing that.  It may take me a couple of years, but I'm gonna use that in R/L.


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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2017, 12:10:53 pm »


"I'll make the toast!", you said.
"No problem!", you said.

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« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2017, 03:19:34 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on March 11, 2017, 04:30:39 pm


I'll have to remember that one.  I like to tell people, "Yes, they're all mine.  I got confused between my Valium and my birth control.  Now I have a lot of kids, but I don't care!"
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