Scattergories... with a twist:
Animal - Snake
Girl Name - Shirley
Boy's Name - Sam
Color - (I'm a male, so I have no answer. Scarlet?)
Name of movie - Sandlot
Something you wear - Shoes
Drink - Soda
Food - Sugar
Item in a bathroom - Shaver (This was NOT my first answer.)
Place - Sausalito, California
Reason to be late - Shazbot