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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #850 on: September 25, 2025, 03:32:53 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on September 25, 2025, 03:05:36 pm
And now, he has GatorAIDS.


Oh man! That was SO bad.  :silly:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #851 on: September 25, 2025, 03:47:25 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on September 25, 2025, 03:05:36 pm
Hey, he knew the risks.

And now, he has GatorAIDS.

 22222frying pan :chairbang: ****slapping

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #852 on: September 25, 2025, 03:53:31 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on September 25, 2025, 03:47:25 pm
22222frying pan :chairbang: ****slapping

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Sorry. Sometimes, you just need to get some tail.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #853 on: September 25, 2025, 05:01:37 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on September 25, 2025, 03:05:36 pm
Hey, he knew the risks.

And now, he has GatorAIDS.

Ooooh!  That's cold!   :chairbang: ****slapping :rolling:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #854 on: September 25, 2025, 05:20:21 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on September 25, 2025, 03:05:36 pm
Hey, he knew the risks.

And now, he has GatorAIDS.


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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #855 on: September 25, 2025, 05:20:56 pm »
Quote from: andy58-in-nh on September 25, 2025, 03:53:31 pm
Sorry. Sometimes, you just need to get some tail.

The scales of justice prevail...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #856 on: September 25, 2025, 05:25:43 pm »
I decided to look up alligator anatomy to see if this was even possible. But changed my mind. Who knows what kind of things would pull up? :scared smiley:

But I do wonder if his real name is Amos Moses/ :laugh:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #857 on: September 25, 2025, 07:17:06 pm »
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The scales of justice prevail...
I wonder if he drained his lizard?
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #858 on: September 25, 2025, 08:57:54 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 25, 2025, 07:17:06 pm
I wonder if he drained his lizard?

Well that was kinda cold-blooded.  :laugh:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #859 on: September 26, 2025, 07:03:16 am »
I was worried that my comment would be inappropriate, but many of you have sunk to a new low. Keep up the good work.  :beer: :rolling: :silly:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #860 on: October 11, 2025, 10:31:42 am »
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Florida police discover large thermos shoved up repeat offender’s butt during his 26th arrest
By Caitlin McCormack   
Published Oct. 8, 2025, 10:41 p.m. ET
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He’s in hot water.

A Florida man booked for alleged drug possession was also carrying much larger contraband — a thermos that he apparently shoved up his rectum before he was captured, authorities said.

Walter Frymire, 51, was arrested for the 26th time Saturday evening after someone called in reports of a naked man in a restroom at a public park.

At the scene, authorities found Frymire — but he was clothed. ...

Figuring that was all the items on his person, Frymire was charged with trespassing and possession of methamphetamine. He was transported to the local county jail without an issue — until he walked through the body scanner. ...

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #861 on: October 12, 2025, 07:50:10 am »
Wonder if the lid had a finger/thumb handle....
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #862 on: December 20, 2025, 07:29:26 am »
I guess one must give her props for efficiency. Two in one day!
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Florida woman accused of killing two ex-husbands in separate incidents
By Cox Media Group National Content Desk
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 pm EST

A Florida woman is in police custody after being accused of shooting and killing her ex-husbands in two separate incidents in two counties.

Law enforcement in Manatee County said Susan Avalon had used stolen food from a Panera to get an ex-husband to open his front door on Dec. 17. ...

A Manatee County sheriff’s office spokesperson said, “When this victim opens the door, suspect starts to fire immediately,” WWSB reported.

The man was hit in the abdomen, WTVT reported. ...

The man was able to tell police that the shooter was possibly his ex-wife before he died, Bay News 9 reported. ...

Detectives arrived at Avalon’s home in Citrus County and said she was cleaning her minivan with bleach. They told her that they needed to speak with her about her ex-husband and the detectives said she asked, “Which one?”  ...

Eventually, they conducted a welfare check on her other ex-husband, who lived in Tampa. He was found dead inside his home with multiple gunshot wounds, police said.   ...
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