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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #550 on: May 22, 2020, 07:11:56 pm »
The Hotel ain't open yet, maybe by the end of the month.  I just called them to ask, and they said they could open the Hotel legally, but did not want to without the Casino.  Makes sense.  Besides, I'd have taken the 'Puter with me anyway.  Gotta keep an eye on youse guys.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #552 on: May 22, 2020, 07:31:46 pm »
You?
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #553 on: May 22, 2020, 07:38:59 pm »
You?
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Can't help it.  It's my yob.   :2popcorn:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #554 on: June 08, 2020, 09:31:30 pm »
#FloridaMan strips naked at flea market, steals car, breaks into home, rips out mailbox, kisses old lady, gets arrested

Meet 23-year-old Lahorace Pickett Jr.

Lahorace is an Escambia County man who went on a crime spree last week, and in less than an hour, he got naked at a flea market, stole a car, broke into a home, and ripped someone’s mailbox out of the ground.

And on Wednesday, Lahorace was jailed on more than two dozen counts on charges ranging from burglary and indecent exposure to aggravated assault and battery.

According to News Channel 5, “it all began at T&W Flea Market on North T Street at 11:17 a.m. Witnesses told deputies Pickett jumped onto a coin machine and started punching and kicking it.

People inside the diner said Pickett then got on the ground, exposed his penis, and started screaming. One customer said Pickett jumped on his shoulders. Pickett is also accused of going behind the counter and touching and striking a worker.

The arrest reports say Pickett left the diner, took his clothes off in the parking lot, and got into someone’s car naked. Deputies arrived and found a pair of blue shorts and plaid boxers on the ground. They said they also found a backpack with a gun inside.

At 11:34 a.m., a 71-year-old woman who lives a few blocks away on North R Street told deputies Pickett drove up in the stolen car and confronted her outside. She says he grabbed her hair, tried to kiss her, and then picked up a piece of concrete and threatened to kill her.

Pickett is then accused of breaking into an RV on the property. A man who lives in the RV tried to confront him, but Pickett picked up a brick and threw it at him, the victim said.

When deputies arrived, they say Pickett tried to run. They caught him in the bed of a truck.

Deputies say Pickett had a backpack that contained his wallet and ID, a martial arts throwing star, handgun ammunition, and a bag of synthetic marijuana, also known as spice.

After Pickett was in custody, deputies responded to a third location on West Blount Street at 11:59 a.m.

A man told deputies he saw Pickett earlier in the day rip his neighbor’s mailbox out of the ground. Another witness said he saw Pickett break through the front door. A woman who lives there was at work at the time of the burglary but later came home and found her TV broken. The woman said nothing was stolen.

Jail records show Pickett lists the home on North R Street as his home address. However, the arrest report lists Pickett as homeless.

Pickett has a criminal history that includes convictions on robbery and battery charges.”

https://96krock.com/2020/06/08/floridaman-strips-naked-at-flea-market-steals-car-gets-arrested/

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #555 on: June 08, 2020, 09:41:27 pm »
Lahorace: Oy, what a day I've had!
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« Reply #556 on: June 08, 2020, 10:16:24 pm »
Lahorace: Oy, what a day I've had!
LOL  I hope he stays in Florida.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #557 on: June 30, 2020, 07:24:50 am »
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say
Man told officers he needed to meet his girlfriend in California
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Published: June 22, 2020, 4:28 pm

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. – A Florida man is behind bars after he attempted to steal an airplane at the New Smyrna Beach Municipal Airport so he could fly to California to meet his girlfriend while carrying nearly 500 grams of marijuana, according to the New Smyrna Beach Police Department. ...

According to a report, the man asked the flight instructor how he could fly a plane.

By the time officers reached the tarmac, the man was sitting in the right seat of the aircraft. When officers approached him, he again asked if they knew how to fly the plane. The man then jumped from the emergency exit window of the plane and was detained by officers. ... Full story
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #558 on: June 30, 2020, 09:08:10 am »
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say


Sure it wasn't 400-450 grams?   :silly:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #559 on: June 30, 2020, 09:22:23 am »
Sure it wasn't 400-450 grams?   :silly:

Just under 500gm.  Would have been easier if they just said "a Pound."
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #560 on: June 30, 2020, 09:46:16 am »
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say
Man told officers he needed to meet his girlfriend in California
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Published: June 22, 2020, 4:28 pm

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. – A Florida man is behind bars after he attempted to steal an airplane at the New Smyrna Beach Municipal Airport so he could fly to California to meet his girlfriend while carrying nearly 500 grams of marijuana, according to the New Smyrna Beach Police Department. ...

According to a report, the man asked the flight instructor how he could fly a plane.

By the time officers reached the tarmac, the man was sitting in the right seat of the aircraft. When officers approached him, he again asked if they knew how to fly the plane. The man then jumped from the emergency exit window of the plane and was detained by officers. ... Full story

"Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend"

They wrote that like there's something wrong with doing what he did.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #561 on: June 30, 2020, 09:58:31 am »
"Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend"

They wrote that like there's something wrong with doing what he did.

He's lucky he got caught.  Odds approach 100% that he would have crashed the plane trying to land it.  He may have seen an instructor do it, but it's bloody difficult to try to do it without any kind of training.  When I was a kid some guy tried stealing a plane after having an introductory lesson, and they found pieces of him all wrapped around an oak tree about 1/2 mile short of the runway.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #562 on: July 16, 2020, 02:57:54 pm »
Walmart Mask/Gun Incident: Florida Man Draws on Shopper Who Confronted Him About Wearing a Mask [VIDEO]
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Jul 16, 2020
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Is there a more volatile mix than two Florida Men in a Walmart? It doesn’t seem so. Then throw in a confrontation over wearing a mask — or the lack thereof — and things can (and sometimes do) escalate quickly.

It’s just a matter of time before one of these mask-related disputes results in a shot being fired.

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    An unmasked man pulled a gun on a masked shopper and threatened to kill him during an apparent confrontation over masks at a Florida Walmart store, sheriff’s officials said.

    The Royal Palm Beach store’s security video shows the unmasked man pushing an older man in a wheelchair through the store on Saturday afternoon, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook post. Sheriff’s officials said they have identified the man, who is cooperating with detectives. They have not released his name.

    The man in the wheelchair pulled a red neckerchief over his mouth in the store.

    The video shows a shopper wearing a mask approach the pair and exchange words. That’s when the unmasked man gives the shopper the middle finger before pulling a handgun from his waistband, the sheriff’s office said.  ...
More, and video, at The Truth About Guns (which is a pro-2A site).
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« Reply #563 on: July 30, 2020, 02:53:24 pm »
Florida man opens fire in hotel lobby because a mother and son weren't social distancing, police say
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A Florida man fired a gun inside a Miami Beach hotel after he became angry that a mother and son weren't social distancing, police said.

The shooting happened Monday night at the Crystal Beach Suites Hotel on Collins Avenue. Douglas Marks reportedly entered the lobby of the beachfront hotel and noticed a mother and son sitting on a couch.

"You all aren't social distancing," Marks told the mother and son, according to the police report. Marks then told them, "You all need to leave."   ...

Marks then pulled out a firearm and fired several shots. An anonymous male witness said he shielded the mother and son during the shooting, and claimed there were "like six" shots fired.

Police say the shooter "continued to scream commands to social distance while holding the firearm and subsequently fired several shots."  ...
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No one was injured.

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« Reply #565 on: August 07, 2020, 08:47:27 am »
 Florida man spits on boy in restaurant, says ‘you now have coronavirus’
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An intoxicated Florida man allegedly spat on a child’s face and told the boy “You now have coronavirus,” according to a report.

The disturbing encounter took place last Sunday night at Ricky T’s restaurant in Treasure Island, Fox 13 news reported. ...

“Victim stated that (Copenhaver) was in such close proximity that spit particles from (Copenhaver’s) mouth landed in his face,” an officer wrote in the police report. ...

Was that wrong?
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« Reply #566 on: August 07, 2020, 09:30:49 am »
Florida man spits on boy in restaurant, says ‘you now have coronavirus’
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Was that wrong?
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I am tempted to say "He should be arrested for felony assault!",but the plain truth is he should be hanged in public with a sign around his neck reading "This is what happens to adults that purposely harm children!",and left swinging until the birds have picked his bones clean.

I know it's not what is GOING to happen,but I do sincerely wish it were. If it were MY child,you would already be reading his obit.
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« Reply #567 on: August 07, 2020, 12:42:11 pm »
@mountaineer

I am tempted to say "He should be arrested for felony assault!",but the plain truth is he should be hanged in public with a sign around his neck reading "This is what happens to adults that purposely harm children!",and left swinging until the birds have picked his bones clean.

I know it's not what is GOING to happen,but I do sincerely wish it were. If it were MY child,you would already be reading his obit.
Do you think his parents were brother and sister, or just first cousins?
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« Reply #568 on: August 07, 2020, 02:25:54 pm »
Do you think his parents were brother and sister, or just first cousins?

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I honestly can't think too much about it without wanting to break stuff and hurt people.
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« Reply #569 on: August 07, 2020, 04:44:32 pm »
@mountaineer

I am tempted to say "He should be arrested for felony assault!",but the plain truth is he should be hanged in public with a sign around his neck reading "This is what happens to adults that purposely harm children!",and left swinging until the birds have picked his bones clean.

I know it's not what is GOING to happen,but I do sincerely wish it were. If it were MY child,you would already be reading his obit.
Pete, as civility breaks down in this country, that becomes an increasing possibility. Besides, you don't know what other pathogens this jerk may have had.
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« Reply #570 on: August 07, 2020, 04:49:26 pm »
Pete, as civility breaks down in this country, that becomes an increasing possibility. Besides, you don't know what other pathogens this jerk may have had.

How he has managed to keep his front teeth from being knocked out is the real mystery.  Rotted and falling out from Meth not withstanding.
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« Reply #571 on: August 07, 2020, 09:31:59 pm »
How he has managed to keep his front teeth from being knocked out is the real mystery.  Rotted and falling out from Meth not withstanding.

Wrong question.

Does he take his front teeth out now because it is such a pain in the ass to get a new set, at your expense, every time.
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« Reply #572 on: August 21, 2020, 02:33:46 am »
#FloridaMan strips naked at flea market, steals car, breaks into home, rips out mailbox, kisses old lady, gets arrested

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I havta ask. Did the old lady bail him out?
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« Reply #573 on: September 21, 2020, 06:55:21 pm »
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Florida Man Who Traveled To Vancouver To Meet Teen Girl Had Cache of Disturbing Items In Hotel Room
September 20, 2020

TACOMA, Wash. – A 39-year-old New Port Ritchey, Florida, man is in federal custody tonight charged with production of child pornography and enticement of a minor. Samuel Aaron Leonard was arrested July 2, in Vancouver, Washington, just outside the home of the 14‑year-old girl he had spent months enticing online for sexual abuse. Leonard allegedly communicated with the girl on a number of social media platforms and represented to the girl that he was 20 years old. ...

 When the officer, posing as the girl, revealed that the girl’s guardian had taken the phone Leonard had sent to her, Leonard said he would get her a new one. Police surveilled Leonard as he took a newly purchased phone, hid it in a package, and tossed the package over the fence to the girl’s backyard. Leonard was arrested shortly afterwards.

A search of Leonard’s hotel room revealed that he had a firearm and ammunition, four folding survival knives, a survival axe, and a number of items used to restrain someone, such as ten sets of flex cuffs and two sets of metal handcuffs, as well as duct tape and electrical tape. He also had various sex toys and lubricants. ...


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« Reply #574 on: September 21, 2020, 08:12:39 pm »
Let's hope Washington hits him up with some industrial-sized sentences,but given that it's one of the nations left coast states,chances are he will get probation.

Which might be why he is doing his preying in Washington instead of Florida? Florida catches you doin't this stuff,they hammer you.

BTW,WHY are no federal charges beating him over the head? "Interstate sex trade as well as interstate
sexual talks with a minor,etc,etc,etc? Isn't it even a federal offense to use the post office or a phone line to do this stuff with/to a minor?
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« Reply #575 on: September 27, 2020, 04:27:44 pm »
Do you think his parents were brother and sister, or just first cousins?
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« Reply #576 on: October 27, 2020, 06:45:23 am »
Was that naked man running crime spree Hunter or Joe, and is this a clue as to how he will govern should he win the election.  I expect Joe will extend far beyond this little spree. 22222frying pan :silly: Joe isn't hiding in the bunker after all !
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« Reply #577 on: October 27, 2020, 11:58:15 am »
Where has Florida Man been the last few weeks,in rehab?

I was beginning to get worried he had kissed the wrong alligator.
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« Reply #578 on: October 27, 2020, 03:38:36 pm »
Florida Man in ‘Garbage Bag Suit’ Set Garbage Trucks On Fire, Causing Millions in Damage
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Pompano Beach, FLA. — Broward Sheriff’s Office Violent Crimes detectives are looking for a man, dressed in black, who set fire to several garbage trucks.

At approximately 2:12 a.m. Sunday, Oct. 18, an unknown male subject wearing a black garbage bag type suit and goggles entered the Waste Pro facility located at 3101 N.W. 16th Ter. in Pompano Beach. After the male forced entry, by torching the gate, to gain access into the compound he walked toward the rear of the property alongside the garbage trucks with what appeared to be a gas canister.

Surveillance video of the incident shows the subject walk to the rear of the property and light a garbage truck on fire. He then proceeded to walk back toward the front gate lighting several other garage trucks on fire before opening a door to the building, placing a clear bottle of liquid on the floor and lighting the liquid causing the building to catch fire. The suspect is then seen leaving the compound through the gate and then fled in a black sedan.  ...
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« Reply #579 on: October 29, 2020, 02:53:18 am »
Where has Florida Man been the last few weeks,in rehab?

I was beginning to get worried he had kissed the wrong alligator.
Nah, he's in Covid lockdown.  Imagine the release of all that pent-up energy once lockdown is removed.  :yowsa:
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« Reply #580 on: October 29, 2020, 02:54:26 am »
Florida Man in ‘Garbage Bag Suit’ Set Garbage Trucks On Fire, Causing Millions in Damage
October 26, 2020More at Breaking 911
OOPS.  Looks like Florida man found a work-around on lockdown.   :yowsa:

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« Reply #581 on: October 29, 2020, 03:33:22 am »
Nah, he's in Covid lockdown.  Imagine the release of all that pent-up energy once lockdown is removed.  :yowsa:

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« Reply #582 on: October 29, 2020, 03:35:20 am »
OOPS.  Looks like Florida man found a work-around on lockdown.   :yowsa:

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Anybody who has ever lived in a city can tell you setting fire to trash trucks has to be THE stupidest thing you can do.

It won't take long for health issues to get out of control with no garbage pickups.
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« Reply #583 on: October 31, 2020, 10:18:56 am »
What the heck, they're Florida men, too, so I'll post the story in this category:
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‘Bad Boys 4 Life.’ Cops lived Miami lifestyle, secretly protected cocaine load, feds say
David Ovalle
Fri, October 30, 2020, 6:03 AM EDT

On social media, Miami-Dade police officers Roderick Flowers and Keith Edwards preened with their badges, donned thick gold jewelry and smoked cigars.

They also took a liking to “Bad Boys,” the police action-movie franchise set in Miami. On Instagram, Flowers even used the name “Mike Lowrey,” the character played by actor Will Smith. Around last Halloween, Edwards posted a photo of the two dressed like the fictional detectives with the caption: “We ride together. We die together. Bad Boys 4 Life.”

Federal authorities say they may now go to prison together.

Flowers appeared in federal court on Friday afternoon, one day after authorities arrested the two on allegations they agreed to act as muscle for a cocaine-trafficking operation set up by undercover agents. Also charged: a Miami money laundering suspect named Manuel Carlos Hernandez — who boasted Flowers was on his payroll, according to court documents. ...
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« Reply #584 on: October 31, 2020, 11:18:25 am »
Florida Man in ‘Garbage Bag Suit’ Set Garbage Trucks On Fire, Causing Millions in Damage
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #585 on: October 31, 2020, 08:29:13 pm »

Those wusses were working as "muscle"?

Seriously?

The typical 12 year old girl carries more muscle than either of those wusses.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #586 on: November 08, 2020, 08:05:07 pm »
A good Florida Man story:

Florida man becomes first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman

Chris Nikic became the first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman Triathalon.

The organization posted on Facebook that the "defining moment in IRONMAN history" is an accomplishment that just proves that anything is possible.

Nikic swam 2.4 miles, biked 112 miles and ran 26.2 miles to complete the event in Florida.

https://www.11alive.com/article/life/heartwarming/florida-man-becomes-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-complete-an-ironman/51-c5e531a4-7fb1-4e7a-98e2-c2d5c4d4cd85
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #587 on: November 08, 2020, 08:10:15 pm »
A good Florida Man story:

Florida man becomes first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman

Chris Nikic became the first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman Triathalon.

The organization posted on Facebook that the "defining moment in IRONMAN history" is an accomplishment that just proves that anything is possible.

Nikic swam 2.4 miles, biked 112 miles and ran 26.2 miles to complete the event in Florida.

https://www.11alive.com/article/life/heartwarming/florida-man-becomes-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-complete-an-ironman/51-c5e531a4-7fb1-4e7a-98e2-c2d5c4d4cd85

That's freaking awesome, @jmyrlefuller!  The best story on this whole thread!
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #588 on: November 08, 2020, 08:31:50 pm »
What a nice story, j.myrle. Thanks for posting.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #589 on: November 08, 2020, 08:42:07 pm »
Sooo..Floridians aren't as retarded as we are led to believe?
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #590 on: November 09, 2020, 07:54:23 am »
A good Florida Man story:

Florida man becomes first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman

Chris Nikic became the first person with Down syndrome to complete an Ironman Triathalon.

The organization posted on Facebook that the "defining moment in IRONMAN history" is an accomplishment that just proves that anything is possible.

Nikic swam 2.4 miles, biked 112 miles and ran 26.2 miles to complete the event in Florida.

https://www.11alive.com/article/life/heartwarming/florida-man-becomes-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-complete-an-ironman/51-c5e531a4-7fb1-4e7a-98e2-c2d5c4d4cd85
I have competed in Sprint Tri's, and was training for a Half Iron about 7 years ago, until I was sidelined with a leg injury. This is amazing.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #591 on: November 20, 2020, 09:49:48 am »
Other angry Democrat heard from, this time a Florida woman:
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Lantana woman threatened to 'shoot' Florida governor, senators, deputies say
Karen Jones, 55, admits to making Twitter post but says it was 'joke'
By: Peter Burke
Posted at 10:45 AM, Nov 16, 2020
and last updated 5:51 PM, Nov 16, 2020

LANTANA, Fla. — A Lantana woman is accused of threatening to shoot Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis and Florida's two Republican senators.

Karen Jones, 55, faces three counts of written threats to kill or do bodily harm.

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit, Jones wrote on Twitter that DeSantis, Sen. Marco Rubio and Sen. Rick Scott were "looting" her state and that she was going to "shoot them."  ...
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  ...Jones, a registered Democrat, was responding to a Washington Post reporter who had shared an article about proposed “anti-mob” legislation that would expand Florida’s stand-your-ground law.

When questioned by authorities, Jones admitted to writing the post but claimed it was a “joke,” according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

Jones is a freelance journalist who has contributed to several online publications. On Twitter, she had many friendly exchanges with Portland-based antifa writer, Robert Evans. They were both writers at Cracked. Evans gained national prominence over the summer for his coverage of the Portland protests and riots despite espousing views in support of terrorism against police.

Jones appeared to share that in common with Evans.

On July 10, Jones posted on Facebook: “#ACAB. There, I said it, and I’ll say this, too: THERE ARE NO GOOD COPS.”

Jones' Twitter account, now suspended, listed her pronouns and support for BLM and transgender issues.
She lists herself as a short fiction editor at Scribd and a copy editor at The Modern Rogue on her LinkedIn page. Her Facebook is still active and filled with anti-police, anti-Trump and pro-BLM posts. ...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #592 on: November 20, 2020, 10:18:12 am »
I'm guessing she will never do THAT again.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #593 on: November 20, 2020, 11:56:36 am »
Other angry Democrat heard from, this time a Florida woman:Full story
Of course her name is Karen, the only think that would make it better is if she had spelled it Caren.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #595 on: November 22, 2020, 03:02:18 pm »
Florida man wrestles gator to save dog
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/11/21/florida-man-wrestles-gator-to-save-dog/

All of us who live near the gulf coast, know better to let our pets unleashed near the water.  Good for the guy, but that size of gator is pretty manageable.  I've caught them that big on my fishing line, landed 'em, and let them go.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #596 on: November 22, 2020, 06:19:14 pm »
Florida man wrestles gator to save dog
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/11/21/florida-man-wrestles-gator-to-save-dog/

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I like the fact that he didn't even lose his cigar.

He should change his name to "Joe Cool".
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« Reply #599 on: December 16, 2020, 09:30:26 am »
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A thief’s burglary attempt backfired when the window of the Florida home he was trying to climb through abruptly crashed down on his neck, killing him, police said.

The freak incident unfolded Saturday when the convicted felon with facial tattoos and piercings, 32-year-old Jonathan Hernandez, attempted to break into a residence in Lehigh Acres, the Lee County Sheriff’s Office said.

“When Hernandez was trying to work his way through the window, it unexpectedly closed on top of him, pinning him and keeping him suspended in the air,” Lt. Russell Park, a spokesman for the sheriff’s office, said Monday.

Hernandez was dead by the time deputies arrived, according to Park.  ...

Late Florida man J. Hernandez

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