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HonestJohn

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The best pet.
« on: February 06, 2017, 07:24:55 pm »
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Offline Frank Cannon

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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2017, 07:28:47 pm »
What's with all the lowbrow options. There is only one choice of bird in my tax bracket.....

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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2017, 08:00:48 pm »


They feed themselves and they're great for creeping out the Jehovah's Witnesses when they show up at your door.
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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2017, 08:53:17 pm »
Quote from: HonestJohn on February 06, 2017, 07:24:55 pm
As is already widely known, birds are the best pets.  Online studies have shown that 99.99973% of the human population prefers birds*.

But what kind of bird?

Sorry... a bird-dog is as close as I can get. A Black Labrador, or an English Pointer, perhaps...  :shrug:

Birds - They're what's for dinner.

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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2017, 08:57:34 pm »
I don't see Basset Hound on that list.

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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2017, 09:08:01 pm »
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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2017, 10:01:00 pm »


My buddy Brutus, no bird comes close.
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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2017, 10:13:57 pm »
Quote from: thackney on February 06, 2017, 10:01:00 pm


My buddy Brutus, no bird comes close.
@thackney when it's time to put ole Brutus down, give me a call.   :smokin:
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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2017, 10:22:28 pm »

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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2017, 01:44:17 am »

No feeding
No poop
No noise
No stealing your bed
Unconditional love that lasts millennia
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Re: The best pet.
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2017, 07:30:31 am »
Quote from: mrpotatohead on February 06, 2017, 10:13:57 pm
when it's time to put ole Brutus down, give me a call.   

He has many years left to take care of our heifers.
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