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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 1/20***
« on: January 20, 2017, 01:36:27 pm »
In honor of National Cheese Lover Day
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 And now we begin a new chapter...




But there needs to be some control




Some will need this today and going forward....






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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 1/20***
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2017, 01:40:38 pm »
WooHoo!!!   :patriot:  :amen:


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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2017, 01:42:50 pm »
TIME FOR

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2017, 01:49:07 pm »
Here's to former President Obama:


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS FOR 1/20***
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2017, 02:21:40 pm »
OMG! You won't believe what happened last night! I went to the convenient store at the gas station and I noticed these two cops looking at a guy that was smoking while fueling up. I saw him and wondered if you are allowed to smoke when you are pumping gas. So I went in the store to buy a water. Then, when I was paying, someone behind me started screaming "Look outside... someone's arm is on fire!!!" I looked over and the guy that was smoking at the pump was jumping around and waving his arm around and just going nuts. I passed by him when I walked towards my car, and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. After the chaos, I saw the cops put handcuffs on him and were walking him to their car. I had to ask why they were arresting him.... I figured that catching his arm on fire was punishment enough. But I kid you not, he looked me dead in my eye and said: For waving a fire-arm.

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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2017, 02:28:56 pm »
For waving a fire-arm.

Oh, no......   **nononono*

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2017, 02:31:37 pm »
OMG! You won't believe what happened last night! I went to the convenient store at the gas station and I noticed these two cops looking at a guy that was smoking while fueling up. I saw him and wondered if you are allowed to smoke when you are pumping gas. So I went in the store to buy a water. Then, when I was paying, someone behind me started screaming "Look outside... someone's arm is on fire!!!" I looked over and the guy that was smoking at the pump was jumping around and waving his arm around and just going nuts. I passed by him when I walked towards my car, and the cops had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. After the chaos, I saw the cops put handcuffs on him and were walking him to their car. I had to ask why they were arresting him.... I figured that catching his arm on fire was punishment enough. But I kid you not, he looked me dead in my eye and said: For waving a fire-arm.

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2017, 02:34:12 pm »
There is a reason why all things are as they are...A little history lesson. Enjoy.  :seeya:

 They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low. 22222frying pan
 
 The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:
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 Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.

 Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

 Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs." :howlin:

 There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. :woohoo:

 The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a "thresh hold."

 In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.   :2barf:

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."
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 Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

 Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper crust." :0006:

 Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake." :0001:

 England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night ("the graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, "saved by the bell" or was considered "a dead ringer." :whistle:

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring?

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2017, 02:43:29 pm »
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2017, 03:49:37 pm »


OK, that one literally had me LOL'ing!

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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2017, 04:22:29 pm »
There is a reason why all things are as they are...A little history lesson. Enjoy.  :seeya:



And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring?
Funny, but those have been mostly debunked; just in case anyone is wondering.


The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?"

"Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy.

"If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2017, 04:29:30 pm »
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?"

"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.

" eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?"

"Nope, Louisiana."

"Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"

"Don't want to be called Louise, do I .
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2017, 05:28:15 pm »
Finally!  It's the end of an error...

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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2017, 05:48:52 pm »
Some good ones today.  :laugh:
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« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2017, 06:22:49 pm »
Of course we can't forget this one:


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