Mrs. L is wondering what the heck I am laughing at. Well done!
LOL! Just the other day, I had to use a Jewish Deli restroom the size of a small walk-in closet, consisting of one small stall, a sink and a urinal.
Because it takes so GD long to find relief I never use the urinal.
I'm in there...and somebody comes in and for a totally embarrassing length of time.....no stream....stream...no stream...stream.
And the SOB seems to be just standing there waiting for me.
Finally, I yell...."You'd better get the hell out of here until I'm finished.....and while you're at it put on some music and turn off the light".