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Today's Toons 1/9/17
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Turns out the Mormon tabernacle choir is scheduled to perform, but over the weekend, a choir member resigned because she didn't want to perform for Trump. Now the choir needs to fill that empty spot with a Mormon who has free time and can sing -- Trump has a job for Mitt Romney after all!
 
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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #1 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 03:55 am »
Thank YOU Pookie HAVE A GREAT WEEK
Liberals are like Slinkies, Good for nothing really. But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of Stairs.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #2 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 03:57 am »
Thank YOU Pookie HAVE A GREAT WEEK

You're welcome & the same to you, David!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #3 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 05:17 am »
Thanks, Pookie. 

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #4 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 05:19 am »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #5 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 09:11 am »
KA-BLAMMO!

How to lose credibility while posting:
1. Trump is never wrong.
2. Default to the most puerile emoticon you can find. This is especially useful when you can't win an argument on merits.
3. Be falsely ingratiating, completely but politely dismissive without talking to the points, and bring up Hillary whenever the conversation is really about conservatism.
4. When all else fails, remember rule #1 and #2. Emoticons are like the poor man's tweet!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #6 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 10:33 am »
Journey getting Steve Perry as the lead singer again would be a big step towards making America Great Again.
“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #7 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 10:41 am »
Journey getting Steve Perry as the lead singer again would be a big step towards making America Great Again.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #8 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 01:34 pm »
   Your efforts ARE appreciated.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/9/17
« Reply #9 on: Monday, Jan 09, 2017 01:40 pm »
   Your efforts ARE appreciated.

Thanks, corbe! I appreciate that!