Yeah...that time wasted gone FOREVER!
Lucky (till now), I'd glossed over it. 
I know that story won't win an AVN award for Trump on Trump action, and it certainly is diminished in comparison with your voluminous and extremely silly contributions to the silliness thread, but I really do believe you found the humor my friend.
It hysterically mocks dozens of memes that float through my Facebook feed daily. You no doubt see more and even dumber ones than I do, because that is the circle in which you run. The fact that you claim an inability to identify the humor, makes it even funnier.
You should come down here and laugh at yourself, and if you can't laugh at yourself then listen to me laugh at you, and laugh with me. Tomorrow we could be dead, and you will be wrong and I will be right, at least in my mind, and I will have never faulted you for being wrong...only humorless