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NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« on: December 20, 2016, 11:17:21 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 16

Thursday, Dec. 22
8:25 p.m. ET Giants at Eagles

Saturday, Dec. 24
1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Bills
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Saints
1 p.m. ET Jets at Patriots
1 p.m. ET Titans at Jaguars
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Packers
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Browns
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Bears
1 p.m. ET Falcons at Panthers
4:05 p.m. ET Colts at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Seahawks
4:25 p.m. ET 49ers at Rams
8:25 p.m. ET Bengals at Texans

Sunday, Dec. 25
4:30 p.m. ET Ravens at Steelers
8:30 p.m. ET Broncos at Chiefs

Monday, Dec. 26
8:30 p.m. ET Lions at Cowboys

We have...    her here. 

Bring...  her in--

Well, you...    got me.

It is simple, Bendy...    is drunk--

His Boys won--  Is him being drunk...    supposed to surprise me?

And you must make...    his NFL picks for week 16.

Oh...     balls!

This is madness!  We have...    Death Star plans to steal!

Tell me...    about it!

Perhaps I can ask RG3...    for his take on this--

Do...    it.

Ohhhhhh, Kay-Tuessooooooooo!  Messa...    know just what to do!

That...    was a dead end!

Well, what--  What the hell...    do we do?

I will...    make all the picks for you.

How...    how?

With the immortal Isadora Duncan's solution...    for everything--

Interpretative...    dance!

Have at it...    and we'll get to stealing those Death Star plans.

A little traveling...    music, Sam--

...  ...  ...   

Thursday Night makes my feet fly...    and them Godless Jersey Jints beat the equally Godless Iggles--

And in Saturday action, the Phins boogie...    over the Bills and Rex's grave--

The Bucking Ears get no rest as Drew's Ain'ts...    tap dance to their hearts content--

It only takes a waltz...    for big's Pattycheaters to glide past the Jets--

Allegra's Old Earlers use their jaz hands...    to fake out the Jag-Offs_

It is a one-man Jig big's Aaron Boy does...    in stomping all over the Viqueens--

Stll waters run deep, but Rivers roars...    and floods out any hope for the Brownstains--

No, Kay-Tuessooooooooo!  Messa...    and messa's boys promise a win!

A swish here, a swish there...    the Deadskins dance all over Da Bears poor old hides--

Yes, Cam can chew gum and play at the same time...    but Atlanta's Dirty Byrds clog dance with really big clogs!

Seven's Imperial Waiders Samba through...    Manning's Old Indy Nags--

Sir...     Sir!

What do you...     want, C3PO?

Look--  K-2SO is picking...     those horrorible Raiders to win!

Well, they are...     the Emperor's Team--

And the beat...  goes on--

Imp's Old Chi-town Cards have no hope...    on the Seathugs' dance card--

It is California Calypso as LA's Ewes get their tutus...    kicked by the Soapy 9ers--

Allegra's Texicans still have two left feet...    but they rock and roll TCU North--

Sunday, no matter how the Ravenettes pirouette...    Big Ben's Grande Jeté does them end-

Old Manning's Mile High Ponies just cannot Cha Cha...    by my Old Dallas Texans--

Now, on Monday Night, Bendy's Boys are all in step...    Need I say more?

No, you...    don't!

Whoa!  I can hardy wait...  for the Spaceballs reboot!

Now, get your picks in...    because we know where you all live!

Gadzooks!  Talk about...    a strange dream--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2016, 01:02:23 pm »


First let me say NFL Football on Christmas Eve Sucks!   It will be the first Seahawk's game I missed in five years. And there is little hope for the New Years Day game either - as that is usually a family ski day.
I'm sure many of you are in the same boat. Watching a game on DVR is never the same.   


Giants
Bills
Saints
Patriots
Titans
Packers
Chargers
Redskins
Falcons
Raiders
Seahawks
Rams
Texans
Steelers
Broncos
Cowboys
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2016, 03:42:50 pm »

Playoffs are on the line! Here we goes boys! Week 16:




 


 





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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2016, 04:45:50 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 16

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 22
=====Giants at Iggles

Saturday, Dec. 24
==Dolphins at Bills===

=Buccaneers at Saints====

Dem Jets at big's Patty Cheaters=====

=====Allegra's Old Earlers at Jaguars

Viqueens at big's Packer Wackers=====

=====Chargers at Browns

====Deadskins at Imp's Da Bears=

====Falcons at Panthers=

Colts at Seven's Raiders=====

Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Seathugs=====

=Soapy 9ers at La La Land Ewes====

Bengals at Allegra's Texicans=====

Sunday, Dec. 25
Ravens at Steelers=====

=Broncos at My Old Dallas Texans====

Monday, Dec. 26

Clet's Loinchops at My & Tom's Boys=====
« Last Edit: December 20, 2016, 05:34:53 pm by Bender2 »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2016, 08:16:56 pm »
Here are my picks:



Giants
Packers
Titans
Chargers
Patriots
Bears
Dolphins
Falcons
Raiders
Seahawks
Rams
Buccaneers
Texans
Steelers
Cheifs
Cowboys
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2016, 09:12:09 pm »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2016, 10:24:02 pm »
Week 16 picks

Thursday, Dec. 22
8:25 p.m. ET Giants at Eagles  - NYG

Saturday, Dec. 24
1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Bills- BUF
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Saints- TB
1 p.m. ET Jets at Patriots- NE
1 p.m. ET Titans at Jaguars- TEN
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Packers- GB
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Browns- SD
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Bears- CHI
1 p.m. ET Falcons at Panthers- ATL
4:05 p.m. ET Colts at Raiders- IND
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Seahawks- SEA
4:25 p.m. ET 49ers at Rams- SF
8:25 p.m. ET Bengals at Texans- CIN

Sunday, Dec. 25
4:30 p.m. ET Ravens at Steelers- PIT
8:30 p.m. ET Broncos at Chiefs- KC

Monday, Dec. 26
8:30 p.m. ET Lions at Cowboys- DET  (DET wins after DAL clinches homefield)
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2016, 10:19:56 am »
Thursday, Dec. 22
8:25 p.m. ET Giants at Eagles--> iggles

Saturday, Dec. 24
1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Bills--> Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Saints--> Saints
1 p.m. ET Jets at Patriots--> Pats
1 p.m. ET Titans at Jaguars--> Titans
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Packers--> packers
1 p.m. ET Chargers at Browns--> Chargers
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Bears--> deadskins
1 p.m. ET Falcons at Panthers--> Falcons
4:05 p.m. ET Colts at Raiders--> Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at Seahawks--> hawks
4:25 p.m. ET 49ers at Rams--> lambs
8:25 p.m. ET Bengals at Texans--> Texans

Sunday, Dec. 25
4:30 p.m. ET Ravens at Steelers--> Steelers
8:30 p.m. ET Broncos at Chiefs--> Chiefs

Monday, Dec. 26
8:30 p.m. ET Lions at Cowboys--> Cowboys
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2016, 07:23:23 pm »
Sorry, campers, have computer problems. I am using a friend’s PC and will no be able to post picks & results for awhile—
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2016, 08:49:02 pm »
Finally arrived. Packers charity fundraiser:





Framed, numbered and signed.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2016, 09:05:07 am »
Going to buy new computer, will get back to normal after I set it up and transfer graphics--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2016, 11:50:46 am »
@Bender2 oh did the Commodore 64 finally give out?


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2016, 06:08:38 pm »
Re: Oh did the Commodore 64... finally give out?

As we... speak--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2016, 07:48:28 pm »
Well Bend, both my boys are on a roll
Your boys could really help my Packer boys out by softening up Cletus' kittie boys a bit before next weekend ...
cuz them kitties are looking real tough
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2016, 06:27:38 am »
  Meanwhile at the @Bender2 residence








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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2016, 07:36:18 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 16

Results & Picks so far:

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 22
=========Giants at Iggles==

Saturday, Dec. 24
=====Dolphins at Bills======

====Buccaneers at Saints=======

Dem Jets at big's Patty Cheaters===========

==========Allegra's Old Earlers at Jaguars=

=Viqueens at big's Packer Wackers==========

==========Chargers at Browns=

=======Deadskins at Imp's Da Bears====

==========Falcons at Panthers=

=Colts at Seven's Raiders==========

=Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Seathugs==========

===Soapy 9ers at La La Land Ewes=======

==Bengals at Allegra's Texicans=========

Sunday, Dec. 25
Ravens at Steelers=======

=Broncos at My Old Dallas Texans======

Monday, Dec. 26

Clet's Loinchops at My & Tom's Boys=======
« Last Edit: December 25, 2016, 09:25:20 am by Bender2 »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2016, 07:49:03 am »
Quote from: BigHomer on December 22, 2016, 08:49:02 pm
Finally arrived. Packers charity fundraiser:





Framed, numbered and signed.

 Gadzooks, big-- That's...  pathetic--

But, here is...    an improvement--

Plus a better...    frame.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2016, 08:37:58 am »
Re: From the OTS:

A "Father Knows Best" Christmas
Antenna TV | 12/25/16

Posted on 12/25/2016, 6:48:17 AM by DallasBiff

Just watched a "Father Knows Best" Christmas episode, and it is basically the Andersons lost on Christmas Eve and they come upon a lodge, where a man named "Nick" is living.

To get to the point, Nick is initially hostile to the Anderson's, but warms up to them. The Anderson's are then informed that Nick is a vagrant in the lodge, and they insist on paying the bill for Nick.

An interesting aspect is that all the children are interested in a gift in the lodge, Betty a camera, Bud a rifle, and Kathy a stuffed dog.

Can you imagine in these times a TV show actually portraying a rifle as a positive gift for Christmas.

"Father Knows Best" The Christmas Story episode originally broadcast December 19, 1954

Gadzooks, Biff-- Not only do I remember that episode...  we were living in Natchez, Mississippi, at the time--

I even found a screen grab from it:



And that wonderful old character actor...  Wallace Ford, played 'Nick' in it.

And I wanted a Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun...  for Christmas that year--

"No, you'd...  shoot your eye out."

Nope, that is Hollywood fiction...  my Mom and Dad got me one--

And I turned out...  all right!

BTW a free cigar to the whoever...  can tell me what film that photo of Wallace Ford came from--
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2016, 10:43:30 am »
A look at the trophy chase for the Texas Rangers, Houston Astros and Milwaukee Brewers, boys.


000hehehehe

Yeah, America's past time, doesn't matter.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2016, 03:39:48 pm »
Yeah those trophy 'chases' are hard to come by but being a native New Englander and Boston fan I'm glad they've filled a bunch of trophy 'cases' in every sport.  22222frying pan


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2016, 08:13:51 pm »
Re: Stoolers 31 - Ravens 27

Gadzooks and General Jackson...  I thought the Ravens had the Stooles by their ying-yangs--

But old Big Ben..  really came through, didn't he?
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2016, 07:45:38 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 16

Results & Picks so far:

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 22
=========Giants at Iggles==

Saturday, Dec. 24
=====Dolphins at Bills======

====Buccaneers at Saints=======

Dem Jets at big's Patty Cheaters===========

==========Allegra's Old Earlers at Jaguars=

=Viqueens at big's Packer Wackers==========

==========Chargers at Browns=

=======Deadskins at Imp's Da Bears====

==========Falcons at Panthers=

=Colts at Seven's Raiders==========

=Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Seathugs==========

===Soapy 9ers at La La Land Ewes=======

==Bengals at Allegra's Texicans=========

Sunday, Dec. 25
Ravens at Steelers========

=Broncos at My Old Dallas Texans=======

Monday, Dec. 26

Clet's Loinchops at My & Tom's Boys=======
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 16
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2016, 07:25:59 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 16

Results:

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 22
=========Giants at Iggles==

Saturday, Dec. 24
=====Dolphins at Bills======

====Buccaneers at Saints=======

Dem Jets at big's Patty Cheaters===========

==========Allegra's Old Earlers at Jaguars=

=Viqueens at big's Packer Wackers==========

==========Chargers at Browns=

=======Deadskins at Imp's Da Bears====

==========Falcons at Panthers=

=Colts at Seven's Raiders==========

=Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at Seathugs==========

===Soapy 9ers at La La Land Ewes=======

==Bengals at Allegra's Texicans=========

Sunday, Dec. 25
Ravens at Steelers=========

==Broncos at My Old Dallas Texans=======

Monday, Dec. 26

Clet's Loinchops at My & Tom's Boys=========


My dead computer has caused problems outside this NFL thread, so all will be back to normal in a day or so--

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