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NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« on: November 29, 2016, 12:59:53 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Thursday, Dec. 1
8:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Vikings

Sunday, Dec. 4
1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Falcons
1 p.m. ET Lions at Saints
1 p.m. ET Rams at Patriots
1 p.m. ET Broncos at Jaguars
1 p.m. ET Texans at Packers
1 p.m. ET Eagles at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Ravens
1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bears
4:05 p.m. ET Bills at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Steelers
4:25 p.m. ET Redskins at Cardinals
4:25 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chargers
8:30 p.m. ET Panthers at Seahawks

Monday, Dec. 5
8:30 p.m. ET Colts at Jets

Bye week: Browns, Titans

Hey...    What's going on with Greedo? 

Hell...    if I know--

But something sure is...    eating him up.

Hey, Big?  See what...    is brothering Greedo--

Eh, Greedo?  Is this that...    Han shot first crap again?

No...    It's--

Hey...    guys! 

Did I tell y'all...    my Boys won ten games in a row?

Aaaaaaaaaaaa...   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Gadzooks, is it Week 13...   already?

Tell me, sis--  He's not going to...     is he?

No, he...     wouldn't dream of it--

Yeah, but you...     know how he is--

He won't do it...     Surely he won't!

Stop calling me Shirley--  Or...  I start shooting!

Thursday night my Boys make it 11 in a row...    against the Viqueens--

Yes that is...   ELEVEN wins in a row!

And the hell of is...  the Vikings cannot stop them--

Well, admit it, they are...   the Empire's Team

And don't you forget it...    sister!

Hey, that big blowhard can't do that!  Back me up here...    Spock--

Listen pal--  They are...  the Federation's Team!

This is so silly--  Logically Bendy's Cowboys...  are Vulcan's Team.

How can all of you talk about this Cowboy crap...  when my Packers are 5 and 6! 

In regular Sunday action...    my Old Dallas Texans will slip by them Dirty Black Byrds from Atlanta--

The Loinchops huff and puff, but they cannot blow down the Ain'ts--

Mutton will be on the menu for big's Pattycheaters--

Manning's Old Mile High Plugs will skin the Jags--

Okay, Allegra, I'm picking your Texicans again.  Don't let me down--

The Iggles slip by TCU North--

The Best Aggie Quarterback in the NFL leads his Phins over Crab City's Black Byrds--

The Soapy Niners find an acorn and a win against Da Bears--

Seven's Waiders lay waste to King Rex Buffalo Wings

Big Ben's Stoolers are Giant Killers this week--

The Red Deadskins kill the Red Deadbyrds--

The Bucking Ears cross the River in San Diego and don't even look back--

The Seathugs smash what is left of Cam's season--

Monday night Manning Really Old Ponies get straffed by them Jersey Jets--

Allegra's Old Earlers go slumming with the Brownstains this Bye week--

All of y'all--  Get you picks in...    pronto--

Or Bendy tells us again...    how many games his Boys have won in a row!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2016, 06:07:27 am »
Lucky week 13 picks Bender......

Thursday, Dec. 1
8:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Vikings-  MIN ...... Upset special.  Cowboys begin believing the hype, and let off the accelerator.

Sunday, Dec. 4
1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Falcons -  ATL  Close but home field seals it.

1 p.m. ET Lions at Saints -  NO.  My Saints have turned the corner, albeit probably too late.  Brees is on fire, and the D has upgraded from putrid to mediocre

1 p.m. ET Rams at Patriots - NE  Brady wins, breaks the record, and celebrates by letting Giselle wear the pads that night.

1 p.m. ET Broncos at Jaguars - DEN-  Broncs in 3rd place in division with 7-4 record.  They're pissed and will Flag the Jags.

1 p.m. ET Texans at Packers - GB- Texans get buyers remorse hangover for spending $17M this year  on a QB who has more Picks than TD passes.  JJ would have a better TQBR than OsWeilsucks

1 p.m. ET Eagles at Bengals - CIN -Vendors add NoDoze to the menu

1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Ravens - MIA-  Dolphins on a roll, but may be peaking too soon.  Wouldn't be surprised if these two  met in the post season.

1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bears - CHI  This weeks toilet bowl.  Will all depend on who wants to lose it worst.

4:05 p.m. ET Bills at Raiders - BUF-  Fading Bills eek out a close one on the road.

4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Steelers -  NYG  Two godless teams who will beat each up to a pulp on this one.

4:25 p.m. ET Redskins at Cardinals -  WASH-  I've been burnt more by the Cards on my Bender Picks than any other team.  Not this week.  F these underachievers.

4:25 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chargers -  SD  toss a coin on this one.

8:30 p.m. ET Panthers at Seahawks -  SEA-  Seeing Cam in last place is the heart warming NFL story of the year.

Monday, Dec. 5
8:30 p.m. ET Colts at Jets -  IND.  Is Rudolph on that night?  Bumbles bounce don't they?

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2016, 09:58:31 am »

On to lucky week 13. Here's how the whole shebang will end up.


 


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2016, 10:13:00 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
======My & Tom's Boys at Vikings=

Sunday, Dec. 4
==My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons=====

===Lions at Saints====

Rams at Patriots=======

=====Broncos at Jaguars==

==Allegra's Texicans at Packers=====

====Eagles at Bengals===

===Dolphins at Ravens====

==49ers at Bears=====

=Bills at Seven's Raiders======

===Giants at Steelers====

===Redskins at Cardinals====

==Buccaneers at Chargers=====

==Panthers at Seahawks=====

Monday, Dec. 5
====Colts at Jets===
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2016, 03:14:05 am »
Cowboys
Falcons
Saints
Pats
Broncos
Packers
Bengals  :thud:
Dolphins
Bears
Raiders
Steelers
Redskins
Bucs
Seahawks
Colts


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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2016, 05:59:13 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
=======My & Tom's Boys at Vikings=

Sunday, Dec. 4
==My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons======

===Lions at Saints=====

Rams at Patriots========

======Broncos at Jaguars==

==Allegra's Texicans at Packers======

====Eagles at Bengals====

====Dolphins at Ravens====

==49ers at Bears======

=Bills at Seven's Raiders=======

===Giants at Steelers=====

====Redskins at Cardinals====

===Buccaneers at Chargers=====

==Panthers at Seahawks======

Monday, Dec. 5
=====Colts at Jets===
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2016, 01:57:30 pm »
Here are my picks:

Cowboys
Broncos
Lions
Texans
Patriots
Chiefs
Dolphins
Bears
Eagles
Raiders
Redskins
Buccaneers
Giants
Seahawks
Colts
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2016, 04:35:42 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
========My & Tom's Boys at Vikings=

Sunday, Dec. 4
===My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons======

====Lions at Saints=====

Rams at Patriots=========

=======Broncos at Jaguars==

===Allegra's Texicans at Packers======

=====Eagles at Bengals====

=====Dolphins at Ravens====

==49ers at Bears=======

=Bills at Seven's Raiders========

====Giants at Steelers=====

=====Redskins at Cardinals====

====Buccaneers at Chargers=====

==Panthers at Seahawks=======

Monday, Dec. 5
======Colts at Jets===
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2016, 06:15:09 pm »


Okay, okay--  It is early for this kind of speculation...    but when you realize it has been since January 28, 1996, that my Boys have been in serious Super Bowl conversations.

So, for the sake of argument, let us suppose the Cowboys are in the game--

So, what team would I want...   the Cowboys to play in Super Bowl 51?

Okay, at the start of the year I predicted my Cowboys and the Texans would duke it out in #51--

No, I wasn't psychic then, just optimistic...     to the max--

Yet as the season has played out, my Boys have turned from the ugly duckling into a heard of beautiful swans, yet the Texans have been let down by the play of their supposed franchise lock quarterback Brock Osweiler and injuries to All-World J. J. Watt--

So I don't see Allegra's Texicans making it to the big game.  Neither do I see the Ravens nor the Dolphins.  The Chiefs would bring about an all Old Dallas Super Bowl and as much as that would make me very happy, it is unlikely to become reality.

That leaves us with big's Pattycheaters and Seven's Waiders.  It would tickle me to no end for my Boys to whip Tom Brady to a frazzzzel in Houston, I really believe the Raiders will beat the Pats in the AFC Championship Game.

Now, a Cowboys- Raiders Super Bowl would be a classic...    and that's what I'll be betting on.

Okay, y'all give me grief...    as I need the practice!

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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2016, 06:18:54 pm »
@Bender2  I'm rooting for you Boys this year.. Hell the Bears are not going to make it.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2016, 06:20:15 pm »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
=========My & Tom's Boys at Vikings=

Sunday, Dec. 4
===My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons=======

=====Lions at Saints=====

Rams at Patriots==========

========Broncos at Jaguars==

===Allegra's Texicans at Packers=======

======Eagles at Bengals====

=====Dolphins at Ravens=====

==49ers at Bears========

==Bills at Seven's Raiders========

====Giants at Steelers======

=====Redskins at Cardinals=====

====Buccaneers at Chargers======

==Panthers at Seahawks========

Monday, Dec. 5
=======Colts at Jets===
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2016, 08:34:48 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
===========My & Tom's Boys at Vikings=

Sunday, Dec. 4
====My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons========

=====Lions at Saints=======

Rams at Patriots============

==========Broncos at Jaguars==

===Allegra's Texicans at Packers=========

========Eagles at Bengals====

=====Dolphins at Ravens=======

==49ers at Bears==========

==Bills at Seven's Raiders==========

======Giants at Steelers======

======Redskins at Cardinals======

====Buccaneers at Chargers========

==Panthers at Seahawks==========

Monday, Dec. 5
=======Colts at Jets=====
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2016, 07:32:59 pm »
Thursday, Dec. 1
Vikings

Sunday, Dec. 4
Falcons
Lions
Patriots
Broncos
Packers
Eagles
Ravens
Bears
Raiders
Steelers
Redskins
Chargers
Seahawks

Monday, Dec. 5
Colts
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2016, 12:04:47 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
============My & Tom's Boys at Vikings==

Sunday, Dec. 4
====My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons=========

======Lions at Saints=======

Rams at Patriots=============

===========Broncos at Jaguars==

===Allegra's Texicans at Packers==========

=========Eagles at Bengals====

=====Dolphins at Ravens========

==49ers at Bears===========

==Bills at Seven's Raiders===========

======Giants at Steelers=======

=======Redskins at Cardinals======

====Buccaneers at Chargers=========

==Panthers at Seahawks===========

Monday, Dec. 5
========Colts at Jets=====

Bet all of y'all thought I'd say...    my Boys won 11 games in a row, didn't y'all?

What the hell...     I may not live to see it done again!

How's bout them Cowboys!!!!

That is... 11 wins in a row!
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2016, 07:22:14 am »
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2016, 09:14:12 am »
I called for the Dallas upset, and almost called in right.

Dallas' magic no. for home field playoff advantage is now 3 ( combo of three DAL wins or SEA losses)

Last night was probably the last obstacle for Bender's Boys. 

Now the 3 Million Dollar Question is how Dallas' rookie tandem will handle the pressure of the post season.
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2016, 07:20:28 pm »
I believe balance has been returned to the Briefing Room
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Re: NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK 13
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2016, 01:57:49 am »
NFL Live Thread Week 13

Results:

Thursday, Dec. 1
=============My & Tom's Boys at Vikings==

How's 'Bout Them...   Dallas Cowboys?

Sunday, Dec. 4
==[/img]=====My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons=========

=======Lions at Saints========

Rams at Patriots===============

=============Broncos at Jaguars==

===Allegra's Texicans at Packers============

==========Eagles at Bengals=====

======Dolphins at Ravens=========

==49ers at Bears=============

==Bills at Seven's Raiders=============

=======Giants at Steelers========

========Redskins at Cardinals=======

=====Buccaneers at Chargers==========

==Panthers at Seahawks=============

Monday, Dec. 5
==========Colts at Jets=====
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