NFL Live Thread Week 11
Thursday, Nov. 17
8:25 p.m. ET Saints at Panthers
Sunday, Nov. 20
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Browns
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Cowboys
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Lions
1 p.m. ET Titans at Colts
1 p.m. ET Bills at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chiefs
1 p.m. ET Bears at Giants
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Vikings
4:05 p.m. ET Dolphins at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at 49ers
4:25 p.m. ET Eagles at Seahawks
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Redskins
Monday, Nov. 21
8:30 p.m. ET Texans at Raiders
Bye week: Falcons, Broncos, Jets, Chargers
Yes, it is Week 11, sportsfan, and my always perfect picks...
are as follows:
Thursday Night Feetball will see the Ain'ts add another nail in Cam's Cittycats season--
In regular Sunday action Big Ben's Stoolers finally get a win over the Brownstains--
My streaking Boys will add win number nine over Crab City's Dark Byrds--
The Loinchops root out a victory ovber the Jag-Offs--
Allegra's Old Earlers beat the Luck out of the Ponies from Indy--
TCU North show no respect for King Rex and his Buffalo Wings--
My Old Dallas Texans will kick off some Bucking Ears--
I wish Imp's Bears would give them Jersey Jints a game, but they won't--
Yet Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards do give the Viqueens a proper Viking Burial minus the water and boat--
LA's Ewes get a new shepherd, The Goeffinater, but the Phins almost twist his nater in two--
Gadzooks, big-- Can your Patty cheaters find a way to get by the Soapy 9ers?
I expect the Seahags to do my Boys a solid and kick the Iggles tailfeather into next Tuesday--
Likewise, big Packer Wackers can do the same by smacking down the Deadskins--
Monday Night I fear Allegra's Texicans will not slip by Seven's Waiders--
On the Bye & Bye this week, the Falcons, Broncos, Jets & Chargers have it their own way--
Bend? Bendy-- Why do you never pick games in the real NFL...
The National Fastfood League?
You cannot...
be serious, Colonel?
Hey, Bend, my boys are players just as much as your Dallas Cowboys...
and we're finger lickin' good!
Your team just lost 99 to nothing...
last week to the Hooterettes--
Well, Bendy...
you know why we lost--
Look at that front seven...
they have:
And that fantastic foursome...
in the backfield!
No wonder...
we lost.
That 99 to zip loss is nothing...
compared to the whipping Chicken Express is going to lay on those whimps you call players!
No way my boys are losing...
to your rubber chickens!
Okay, okay! I'll pick--...
I'll pick the Colonels's lads to win--
Now, that's picking...
Bendy, old sport!
Gadzooks-- What will I be...
picking next?
Bendy-- Look, I coached the Boys to two Super Bowls...
so make a pick for my team--
I got the Miami franchise...
for the Jimmy legs!
Get your picks in and pick us to win...
or we're coming to you place and pluck you up good!
