Here's a list of celebrities...

who surely are making arrangements for passage out of Dodge with their travel agents today:
1. Jon Stewart - Comedian
2. Chelsea Handler - Comedian
3. Miley Cyrus - Singer
4. Neve Campbell - Actress
5. Lena Dunham - Comedian
6. Cher - Singer/Actress
7. Al Sharpton - Activist
8. Spike Lee - Director
9. Barbra Streisand - Singer
10. Amy Schumer - Comedian
11. Samuel L. Jackson - Actor
12. Natasha Lyonne - Actress
13. George Lopez - Comedian
14. Raven-Symoné - TV Host
15. Whoopi Goldberg - Comedian/TV Host
16. Bryan Cranston - Actor
I did not list Alec Baldwin as we all know...

he left after "W" got elected--
Really, Bendy-- What the hell, today, you can call me...

Shirley!
Damn, Shirley! Looks like I picked the wrong day...

to join the Democrat Party--[/b]