NFL Live Thread Week 6
Thursday, Oct. 13
8:25 p.m. ET Broncos at Chargers
Sunday, Oct. 16
1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bills
1 p.m. ET Eagles at Redskins
1 p.m. ET Browns at Titans
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Giants
1 p.m. ET Panthers at Saints
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Bears
1 p.m. ET Rams at Lions
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Bengals at Patriots
4:05 p.m. ET Chiefs at Raiders
4:25 p.m. ET Falcons at Seahawks
4:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Packers
8:30 p.m. ET Colts at Texans
Monday, Oct. 17
8:30 p.m. ET Jets at Cardinals
Bye week: Vikings, Buccaneers

Mr. Peabody, is this...

Bendy's Week 6 NFL Picks?
Yeah...

that's them--
How'd you get them...

early?
I print the Shinbone Edition...

of Cosmopolitan.
Wow, that Kaley...

is hot-- Hot-- Hot!
Hey, which one of you scumbags..

prints this crap?
Ranse-- You're...

on your own!
Is there a problem...

Mr. Peabody?
Just settling up my newspaper bill.

Bye--
Okay, now on to..

my Week 6 Picks--
Thursday Night Sunday Morning Manning's Old Mile High Nags will have enough defense to keep Old Man Rivers in check--
Sunday regular action finds King Rex presiding over the demise of the Soap 9ers--
I wish they would both lose but the Iggles will play the mohel for the Deadskins losing their mitzvah--
Allegra's Old Earlers let loose the dogs on Johnny's Old Kleveland Kennel--
Those Crab City Black Byrds do me a favor and slap them Jersey Jints back into the loss column again--
Gadzooks-- Cam Cittycats have to win another game this year, so I call it to be this one over the Ain'ts--
Flipped a coin, Imp-- It stood on edge, so I'm picking Da Bears--
Love the smell of burning pork in the morning-- But the smell here is roast lamb- The Loinchops stew the Ewes--
Eh-- Bendy, you sure you want to pick...

against the Rams?
Yeah, Link, I'm sure. You got..

a problem with it?
No, but Pompey's...

mad as hell about it--
Okay, the Rams win big..

over the Lions!
Okay, onward...

the Stoolers at the Phins-- No problem, Big Ben in a walk--
Banged up and bruised TCU North goes into the lair of the Pattycheaters and get skinned--
Yeah, yeah, yeah-- Once more an interruption from far far away:
Now, Professor...
now?.
No. And again, that is why I am...
Professor Fate!
And now back to the NFL Week Six yada, yada, yada--My Old Dallas Texans take on Seven's Waiders and it ain't going to be pretty. KC gets beat by a whisker--
This week's Fowl Bowl has the black feathers beating them strange muddy blue-green ones--
Allegra's Texicans need to wake up and get mean-- I think they do and whallop the Lucky Ponies from Indy--
Monday the Jersey Jets fly to Arid Zona only to fly back after Imp's Old Chi Red Byrds give them a lickin'--
I think the Viqueens Fat Lady is a dude as he/she/it is spending the weekend washing the Bucking Ears--
And my Boys visit big's Packer Wackers in Lamb-Boo-Cheese-Land.
I had to flip the coin three times but it finally came up 'Heads'...

for a Cowboys' win!
Okay, you pilgrims-- Get those picks in now...

or I'm coming to your house to knock on your door. And I'll be knocking hard![/b]