NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK FIVE

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Thursday, Oct. 6
8:25 p.m. ET Cardinals at 49ers

Sunday, Oct. 9
1 p.m. ET Patriots at Browns
1 p.m. ET Eagles at Lions
1 p.m. ET Bears at Colts
1 p.m. ET Titans at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Ravens
1 p.m. ET Texans at Vikings
1 p.m. ET Jets at Steelers
4:05 p.m. ET Falcons at Broncos
4:25 p.m. ET Bengals at Cowboys
4:25 p.m. ET Bills at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Chargers at Raiders
8:30 p.m. ET Giants at Packers

Monday, Oct. 10
8:30 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Panthers

Bye week: Jaguars, Chiefs, Saints, Seahawks

Oh rats! To lose an Emmy to a mechanical contraption...  is so humbling-- And nasty!

Oh, 'nasty' I like-- Never had...  a robot!

Yeah, this...  is going to turn out well--

Well, well, well-- Last week the Iggles beat the Stoolers...  like a redheaded stepchild and this week Big Ben's Crew ate my Old Dallas Texans like they were low hanging fruit.

Now the Stoolers play the Jets this week and Broadway Joe's old team...  were soundly beat by Kansas City 24-3 while Philly was stomping Pitt--

That's why they say, "On any...  given Sunday--"

Oh, any given Sunday-- That is my wish...  each and every day!

Sorry, Rosie-- When it comes to fembots, Bendy believes you are truly the sum...  of your parts.

Don't worry, Rosie, I've got you scheduled...  for a full parts upgrade next week.

Okay, back to "On any given Sunday--" This coming Thursday I'm saying...  without any doubt, Colin Colostomy will kneel while his fellow soapy-9ers get pecked to death by Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards--

Tardy Tom is back for big's Patty Cheaters at the Brownstains. Will he be rusty? Will he be razor sharp? Against the Browns, does it really matter? Old big will be more than happy here, posting lots of 'Tardy & really really Pissed' Tom pixs--

After their wild LGBT Weekend Orgy, them Godless Iggles get the Loinchops. Do I smell pork cooking? yes, I do--

The 'Next to the Bottom Bowl, Part One' has Peyton's Old Horsehoes stomping Da Bears--

The 'Next to the Bottom Bowl, Part Two' has the Best Aggie Quarterback in the NFL getting beat by Allegra's Old Earlers--

Crab City's Black Byrds pile drive another nail into the Deadskins' 2016 Season--

Oh Gad-- Allegra, darling, where ever you are, your Texicans with a Wattless defense & Ampless offense are going to be kicked in the face by the Viqueens Fat Gals--

Now, as to the aforementioned Jersey Jets, they get mauled by Big Ben and he doesn't even break a sweat--

Vick's Old Black Byrds think they are flying high, but Manning's Old Mile High Mules bring them down to earth--

King Rex's Beefaloes wing west and get tossed back hard by the La-La Land Ewes--

Seven, where ever she is-- Maybe with Allegra? Any who, Seven's Waiders are on a roll and the blacked out Bolts don't stand a chinaman's chance--

On Sunday Night Feetball old Eli meets Arron Boy. Good nite, Eli--

Monday's Late Evening Feetball has Cam getting his Bucking Ears handed to him--

It is a four some in the Gay-Bye-What Ever Goes weekly orgy as the Jag-offs get down with the Seahags, Ain't and my Old Dallas Texans--

And, oh yeah, My Boys...  hang a Tiger Skin on the wall at Jerryworld--

No shirt, no shoes, no picks, no service! Get...  those picks in--

[BigHomer]

The season begins at week 5! Here's how they'll shake out:

[Wingnut]

I'm In!

Arz
NE
Phi
Ind
Mia
Min
Pit
Was
Den
Dal
Oak
LA
GB
TB

[TomSea]

CARDINALS

PATRIOTS
EAGLES
COLTS
TITANS
REDSKINS
VIKINGS
STEELERS
FALCONS
COWBOYS
BILLS
RAIDERS
GIANTS

PANTHERS

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 6

.....Cardinals at 49ers.

Sunday, Oct. 9

......Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah--  Another interruption from far far away:

Hey, Professor--  Aren't you...     going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max?  It is the Browns...     Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am...     Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

.....Eagles at Lions.

.Bears at Colts.....

....Titans at Dolphins..

..Redskins at Ravens....

.Texans at Vikings.....

Jets at Steelers......

.Falcons at Broncos.....

Bengals at Cowboys......

..Bills at Rams....

.Chargers at Raiders.....

.Giants at Packers.....

Monday, Oct. 10

...Buccaneers at Panthers...

[Bender2]

And, oh yeah, My Boys...  hang a Tiger Skin on the wall at Jerryworld--

Yes, right there--  Right there-- That's just...  perfect, boys!

Jerry, now, now-- Don't get...  cocky!

[catfish1957]

Week 5 picks Bender....

SF
NE
PHI
IND
TEN
WASH
MIN
PITS
DEN
DAL
BUF
SD
GB
CAR

Saints won't lose WOO HOO!!!!!

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 6

......Cardinals at 49ers..

Sunday, Oct. 9

........Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah--  Another interruption from far far away:

Hey, Professor--  Aren't you...     going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max?  It is the Browns...     Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am...     Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

.......Eagles at Lions.

.Bears at Colts.......

......Titans at Dolphins..

...Redskins at Ravens.....

.Texans at Vikings.......

Jets at Steelers........

.Falcons at Broncos.......

Bengals at Cowboys........

...Bills at Rams.....

..Chargers at ......

.Giants at Packers.......

Monday, Oct. 10

...Buccaneers at Panthers.....

[TomSea]

Where's the Red Skelton avatar picture from last week? Was that to show a joke pick as only one person picked the Buffalo Bills to win?

[TomSea]

A lot of these teams can barely afford to lose, to go down 2 wins to 3 losses; but it will be interesting.

For exampe, the Cards all of a sudden, look horrible; we'll see if they rebound versus SF.

[TomSea]

Yes, right there--  Right there-- That's just...  perfect, boys!

Jerry, now, now-- Don't get...  cocky!

They played the Lions, not Tigers but they play the Bungles, the Bengals this weekend, Cincinnati has a chance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbobN1lS2Bg
"Got to thinking of some friends I know, in Cincinnati, Ohio"



We'll see who wins this hunt; looks like some of the expert picks are saying Cincy can take it.

[Bender2]

Where's the Red Skelton avatar picture from last week? Was that to show a joke pick as only one person picked the Buffalo Bills to win?

Where in the world did you get that...  was Red Skelton?  Evidently you do not know that--

I am...    Professor Fate!

From The Great Race at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Race

[Bender2]

Where's the Red Skelton avatar picture from last week? Was that to show a joke pick as only one person picked the Buffalo Bills to win?

Evidently you cannot...    read either:

Sunday, Oct. 9

........Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah--  Another interruption from far far away:

Hey, Professor--  Aren't you...     going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max?  It is the Browns...     Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am...     Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

[Bender2]

We'll see who wins this hunt; looks like some of the expert picks are saying Cincy can take it.

I told Jerry to not get cocky, but you...    are on your own--

[BigHomer]

Well Bend, some of our boys have more decorating challenges than others

[TomSea]

Well, I got lucky and picked Buffalo;

The hat looks a lot like the one's red would wear and the picture is small; it's not that easy to tell.


Similar expression when the photo is so small; and this professor Fate is new to me. It was the only game I thought where he picked a game.

[TomSea]

LOL, I guess we'll be fans of the NY Yankees because they've won the most World Series or the Canadiens because they've won the most Stanley Cups; Celtics and Lakers for the NBA, Kentucky for NCAA basketball and so on.  Bandwagon fans are good too.

[TomSea]

LOL,  Glory Hunters and Band wagon fans aren't worth the fight; non-locals to Wisconsin ain't worth the fight, have fun with projecting oneself on teams.

[kevindavis007]

@Bender2


Here are my picks:



Cardinals
Titans
Steelers
Bears
Vikings
Eagles
Ravens
Patriots
Broncos
Raiders
Cowboys
Rams
Packers
Panthers

[Bender2]

Well, I got lucky and picked Buffalo;

The hat looks a lot like the one's red would wear and the picture is small; it's not that easy to tell.


Similar expression when the photo is so small; and this professor Fate is new to me. It was the only game I thought where he picked a game.

Sorry, I sometimes forget that not everyone...    has my frame of reference.  And I am somewhat of a know-it-all--

But when you are built...  with never fail brain--

You are never--    never--    never--    never-- never--  wro--    wro--  wrong!

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 6

........Cardinals at 49ers..

Sunday, Oct. 9

..........Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah--  Another interruption from far far away:

Hey, Professor--  Aren't you...     going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max?  It is the Browns...     Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am...     Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

.........Eagles at Lions.

..Bears at Colts........

.......Titans at Dolphins...

...Redskins at Ravens......

.Texans at Vikings.........

Jets at Steelers..........

.Falcons at Broncos.........

Bengals at Cowboys..........

...Bills at Rams.......

..Chargers at Raiders........

.Giants at Packers.........

Monday, Oct. 10

...Buccaneers at Panthers.......

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, big--  Wednesdays... sure are dull--

So, here are my college picks for this week:

#1 Alabama has a hard time with #16 Arkansas as it ain't the usual hog bar-ba-cue--

#3 Clemson has a semi-bye against Boston College--

#6 Houston will beat Navy but it will not be a walkover--

#9 Tennessee visits #8 Texas A&M and the Aggies get another step closer to playing in the big games at season end--

Them unranked Teasippers go to the Texas State Fair and a football game breaks out--  It won't be pretty as #20 Oklahoma makes corndogs out of Bevo--

Duke host big's Army Boys and the Cadets get a win--

Air Force takes on Wyoming and does not go down in flames--

Dear Ole Slippery Rock gets back in the win column over Mercyhurst University--

And, sorry, Penny, but Nebraska doesn't play this weekend...  but I'm still picking them to win--

How sweet of you, Bendy-- I just googled...    how to say thanks for that!

I googled an elephant--  Cue rimshot...  in my pajamas--

That's so racists--  Black Elephant...  Lives Matter!

Can someone, somewhere please tape shut...  Woopi's piehole?

I'd like to, Bum--  But here in Cleveland...  we're kinda busy--

[BigHomer]

Gadzooks, big--  Wednesdays... sure are dull--

Yeah they are. Makes a fella just sit around looking at banners hoping for more

[TomSea]

Bucky the Badger says there is no time for glory hunting or bandwagon fans.

[Bender2]

Bucky the Badger says there is no time for glory hunting or bandwagon fans.

You sure you want to go...  with Bucky's advice?

For if you...  do--

You under mind the entire justification...  for football!

So, Chris--  What'ca...  going to do?

I have no choice...   Al-- 

I have...    to wack him.

Whoa!  Whoa--  Gazooks, guys--  Is that...  necessary?

Yeah, it is, Bend--  Let's...  go, Chris--

Oh, crap!  I stepped in dog doo...  You'll have to carry me--



Well, things do have a way...  of working out the right way.

[BigHomer]

Oh yeah we go there we go there we go there!

[BigHomer]

[BigHomer]

We went there we went there we went there!

[Blizzardnh]

My pickins
AZ
BAL
PATS
DET
BEARS
FISH
TEX
PITTS
ALT
COWBOYS
LAMS
RAIDERS
CHEESE HEADS
TAMPA

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 6

.........Cardinals at 49ers..

Sunday, Oct. 9

...........Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah--  Another interruption from far far away:

Hey, Professor--  Aren't you...     going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max?  It is the Browns...     Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am...     Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

.........Eagles at Lions..

...Bears at Colts........

.......Titans at Dolphins....

...Redskins at Ravens.......

..Texans at Vikings.........

Jets at Steelers...........

..Falcons at Broncos.........

Bengals at Cowboys...........

...Bills at Rams........

..Chargers at Raiders.........

.Giants at Packers..........

Monday, Oct. 10

....Buccaneers at Panthers.......

[TomSea]

Before tonight's Cardinals at Forty Niners game.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/rankings/

USA Today NFL Power Rankings:

1. Patriots
2. Broncos
3. Vikings
4. Eagles
5. Steelers
6. Packers
7. Seahawks
8. Falcons
9. Raiders
10. Rams

11. Ravens
12. Texans
13. Bengals
14. Panthers
15. Cowboys
16. Bills
17. Giants
18. Cardinals
19. Chiefs
20. Redskins

21. Jets
22. Saints
23. Chargers
24. Titans
25. Buccaneers
26. Jaguars
27. Lions
28. Colts
29. 49ers before tonight's game.
30. Bears

31. Dolphins
32. Browns

Cowboys should be top 10, everyone else has them in the top 10 except USA Today.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000715293/article/nfl-power-rankings-week-5-denver-broncos-claim-no-1-spot
NFL.com power rankings:

1. Broncos
2. Vikings
3. Patriots
4. Seahawks
5. Packers
6. Eagles
7. Steelers
8. Cowboys
9. Bengals
10. Falcons

11. Raiders
12. Texans
13. Rams
14. Ravens
15. Bills
16. Chiefs
17. Cardinals
18. Redskins
19. Panthers
20. Giants

21. Jets
22. Lions
23. Buccaneers
24. Jaguars
25. Colts
26. Saints
27. Chargers
28. Titans
29. Niners
30. Bears

31. Dolphins
32. Browns


Bucky The Badger says locals aren't poor sports, no glory hunters.

Wouldn't surprise me if Baxter4 and LittleBigHorn are in collusion or even more.  And I'm no coward behind the keyboard who's  going to go into a profane rage on the net against someone. If I stand up for one, I'll stand up withOUT the protection of a computer to bully someone around.  At least, I can say that, I wonder if they can.

I've heard a lot about the Cowboys and Packers in this thread, right now, neither is in first place. LOL.

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Results & picks so far:

Thursday, Oct. 6

..........Cardinals at 49ers..

Sunday, Oct. 9

...........Patriots at Browns

Yeah, yeah, yeah--  Another interruption from far far away:

Hey, Professor--  Aren't you...     going to give Hue Jackson a secret play to beat them New England Cheaters?

Really, Max?  It is the Browns...     Nothing could get them a win, so I bide my time for the greatest effect.

That is why I am...     Professor Fate!

And now back to the NFL Picks for Week Five--

.........Eagles at Lions..

...Bears at Colts........

.......Titans at Dolphins....

...Redskins at Ravens.......

..Texans at Vikings.........

Jets at Steelers...........

..Falcons at Broncos.........

Bengals at Cowboys...........

...Bills at Rams........

..Chargers at Raiders.........

.Giants at Packers..........

Monday, Oct. 10

....Buccaneers at Panthers.......

[Bender2]

Bucky The Badger says locals aren't poor sports, no glory hunters.

Wouldn't surprise me if Baxter4 and LittleBigHorn are in collusion or even more.  And I'm no coward behind the keyboard who's  going to go into a profane rage on the net against someone. If I stand up for one, I'll stand up withOUT the protection of a computer to bully someone around.  At least, I can say that, I wonder if they can.

Gadzooks, Chris-- Who are Baxter4 and LittleBigHorn?  And...   what the heck did they do to TomSea to get his panties all in a wad about it?

Beats me, Bend--  Perhaps they made comments...  that TomSea did not find to have any family values.

After we track them down and kill them...     we can use their remains to fertilize my plants here.

Okay, Chris--  What ever... you say--

[BigHomer]

seems to make you paranoid

[Bender2]

seems to make you paranoid

No, big--  Everybody on FR and GOPBR...  are just plotting against you--

What in the Wide World of Sports...   is a-going on here?

You fellas better get stone sober so you can...  uphold the family values expected of ya!

That's a fact.  Joey here is so upset at you two smoking pot...  he will not be able to go with me to see the "Gladiators" triple feature at the Adult Arts Cinema!

Arnold saw you two smoking--  And he is just...  inconsolable!

You convinced me, nurse, we have to act...  schedule Bendy and big for emergency experimental brain surgery!

I may have to fine both of you a million dollars...   and the loss of two draft choices--

[BigHomer]

You're right Bend, need to think more about family values





Jim please beam me up now

[BigHomer]

That you Bucky?

[Bender2]

Yeah, big--  Those family values flubs... will kill ya each and every time-- 

[BigHomer]

Yes we need to be more like the Dhimmicrats, the party of family values
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKYmiWiNqOw&feature=share

[BigHomer]

Speaking of family values..... The Return of the Jedi:

https://www.facebook.com/officialthekicker/videos/719338024898720/

[BigHomer]

[Wingnut]

What the hell is that?  A trump worship piece?

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week Five

Tardy Tom is back for big's Patty Cheaters at the Brownstains. Will he be rusty? Will he be razor sharp? Against the Browns, does it really matter? Old big will be more than happy here, posting lots of 'Tardy & really really Pissed' Tom pixs--

Well, it appears:

I can rest... my case--

And just imagine how bad it would be if the lowly Browns should beat...    the Pattycheaters today--

Gadzooks and General Jackson--  That would be...  RICH!!!!

Yes, Bendy it would...  But what if the Bengals trip up your Boys today?

That would be...  HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest...    both cases--

[Bender2]

Gadzooks & Dolly Parton's Bra, Wing--  Glad to see you got in the spirit...    of family values!

[BigHomer]

What the hell is that?  A trump worship piece?

Now Wingnut  

[Wingnut]

Now Wingnut  

Gadzooks & Dolly Parton's Bra, Wing--  Glad to see you got in the spirit...    of family values!

[BigHomer]

Time for pre-game eats

[Bender2]

Time for pre-game eats

Gadzooks, big--  Don't forget the pre-game beer...    and cigars!

[Bender2]

Re: Lions 7 - Iggles 0 after first drive--

Gadzooks, big-- The Loinchops are going throught the Iggles..  like Bill Clinton at the US Teen USA pajama party!

Hope they...  keep it up!

So, do...  I--

http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/02/Bill-Clinton-1-AP.jpg

[Bender2]

Re: Loinchops 14 - Iggles 0

How's 'bout...  them Loinchops!