September 23rd is Bisexuality DayThis thread is either going to end up to be really hilarious or really lame, but I can't quite decide which it will be yet; it could go both ways.
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We must make this thread happen bi any means necessary
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The newest LGBT festival.... North Bi Northwest
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If you ask bisexuals about their sexuality, they couldn't give you a straight answer.
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I'm still finding myself on both sides. Whether you're raising a point or split down the middle, it doesn't really matter to me, though.
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Did you hear about the bisexual support group?
It's called AAM, Ambivalents Anonymous Maybe, and meets twice a week, unless something comes up.
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When a bisexual flirts with you, it's called a bipass.
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Huh?
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1 percent of people are bisexual, the other 99 percent got sucked into it!
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I used to work in a supermarket and once had the following conversation with a customer:
"Would you like paper or plastic today?"
"Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm bi-sack-sual!"
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Between Two Ferns with Hillary Clinton
What's Wrong With These Photos? How to deal with no smoking signs
Smoke em if ya got em.
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Heat Wave 
Well, Wednesday is gonna suck.
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Locked Up
No one can take it now.
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Driveway 
You're doing it wrong.
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Which way? 
And you do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around....
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Blending In
She was always a wallflower.
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Product Placement
Wow Granny, what big hoots you have.
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