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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« on: June 17, 2016, 03:21:37 pm »
Since Father's Day is this weekend, here's a tribute to Dads!
Dads. They helped bring you into this world and are still trying to figure out how to navigate that world through technology — specifically smartphones.

Now they often use texts to send their corny humor and valiant attempts at communication instead of a phone call, and as they say, father knows best...

1.They dispense sage advice.


2. And help temper expectations.


3. They help calm you when you're scared.


4. And won't take any crap.


5. They'll stick by you no matter what.


6. Not to mention provide for all your needs.



Lead the Way!
 Gone are the stereotypes of the previous generation's manbaby. Today's modern manbaby can balance both responsibility and being a freakishly large child in an adult's body.

Keep Me Safe, Baby
 
"Ugh, my dad is so embarrassing. Every time he goes to the beach, he insists on wearing his adorable little England onesie."

She Definitely Takes After Dad
As a child, young Jessica wanted nothing more than to dance, play in the sun...and discuss growth strategies for her Roth IRA.

Nothing to Smile About
The toddler in his arms is still full of naive bliss. However, his father has seen the ways of the world, and let me tell you, it's not a pretty place out there.

Dad's New Hat
Fred was always told that hanging out in the park with a baby was a good way to pick up chicks. Oddly, though, no women approached. In fact, they all ran away screaming.

Could I Get Another Driver?
 
It's not that I don't feel safe with this guy behind the wheel of a motorcycle. It's just, uh, that I think I left my cell phone in the house. Yeah, that's it, I'd better go get it. You go ahead without me.

Sweet Dreams, Tiny Mustachioed Man
 
Did you realize how much physical exertion goes into face swapping? No wonder they're all tuckered out.

Like Duck Face Like Son
 
Better hope there aren't any hunters around while you're making that face out on the water, or you could be in for a tragic misunderstanding.

Day at the Pool
 
"Dude, I just wanted to let you know that your infant son has the coolest tattoos."

Happy Birthday, Dad
 
How old is he turning today? Because no matter the number, the answer is certain to confuse us.

Gotcha
 
My father can sometimes be a handful, but give him a wooden spoon to play around with and he'll keep himself occupied for hours.

Pay Attention, Dad!
 
It's no use trying to get his attention. He's watching his favorite television program:
That one vacuum commercial where you hear the squeaky noise.


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2016, 03:24:52 pm »
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE

DADS?


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


Sorry for the delay in today's thread. I haven't been feeling well this week, and somehow my Dropbox account didn't update with the files for me to post this from my home (I had to wait to get into work to).
 
 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL FATHER'S OUT THERE IN INTERNET LAND.


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2016, 03:27:22 pm »
Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2016, 03:30:02 pm »
 PINGALING LIST - Trying a few at a time to see if they work - let me know :beer:
 
@1poxgi
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@Acemodean
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 @annieokie
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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2016, 03:40:18 pm »
Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2016, 03:41:54 pm »
Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2016, 04:23:35 pm »
@L9teen

working....THANKS!  So funny!

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2016, 04:42:15 pm »
Nothing like "Dad Instincts"
It's true too. :laugh:
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“The way I see it, every time a man gets up in the morning he starts his life over. Sure, the bills are there to pay, and the job is there to do, but you don't have to stay in a pattern. You can always start over, saddle a fresh horse and take another trail.” ― Louis L'Amour

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2016, 05:04:45 pm »
It works - thanks!
"The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. -Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2016, 05:08:11 pm »
@L9teen  thank you for the ping. Love the thread, love your avatar. Didn't know we could use gifs.

Happy Father's Day to all the Fathers out there.
G-d bless America. G-d bless us all                                 

Adopt a puppy or kitty from your local shelter
Or an older dog or cat. They're true love❤️

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2016, 05:27:34 pm »
Pole dancing squirrel:

We have a squirrel who likes to shimmy up the Shepherd Hook type Pole to get to the bird feeder and the sunflower seeds.  WELL I FIXED him good.

I knew he was coming back for more, so I sprayed the metal pole with WD40.  He came back, jumped up on the pole and down he came twirling round and round, hit his butt and took off.  Hasn't been back yet, think he was to embarrassed. 

Just wish I had it on video, we laughed all day long and still laugh when thinking about this.  :happyhappy:

So much for my silliness.

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2016, 05:37:45 pm »
Noble Steed, indeed!


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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2016, 05:51:33 pm »
Pole dancing squirrel:

We have a squirrel who likes to shimmy up the Shepherd Hook type Pole to get to the bird feeder and the sunflower seeds.  WELL I FIXED him good.

I knew he was coming back for more, so I sprayed the metal pole with WD40.  He came back, jumped up on the pole and down he came twirling round and round, hit his butt and took off.  Hasn't been back yet, think he was to embarrassed. 

Just wish I had it on video, we laughed all day long and still laugh when thinking about this.  :happyhappy:

So much for my silliness.




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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2016, 06:39:35 pm »

PUPPY POOL PARTY!!
It's Friday, so let's have a good time...well, except for Beya. She's having none of this nonsense. :silly:

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Re: ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*** FOR 6/17/2016
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2016, 06:41:51 pm »
Roy Moore's "spiritual warfare" is driving past a junior high without stopping.