
Was hired by a multibillion dollar tech company with hundreds of thousands of employees years ago.
Had no assigned supervisor, no office, no phone, no email, I fell through the crack somewhere.
So, for three months I just didn't go to work, still getting paid.
Once in a while I would go in and walk around for an hour or so to make sure my badge still works.
Only when *I* made a fuss about no desk, no email, no phone, etc. did they fix it.
The only reason I pushed the issue is because I was bored staying at home all day.
To this day I still wonder how long I could have surfed that wave.