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240B · « **Reply #18201 on:** June 18, 2022, 05:44:48 am »

Quote from: Slide Rule on June 17, 2022, 05:04:48 pm

That thing hit zero faster than the speed of love.

240B · « **Reply #18202 on:** June 18, 2022, 05:54:39 am »

Quote from: Slide Rule on June 17, 2022, 05:07:37 pm

Joe Biden got 40 million votes ... wait hold on ... wait blackout ... wait ....
Joe Biden got 80 million votes ... yes he did more votes than ever in history than anybody ever ...
Barack Obama is a stupid PUNK compared to the MIRACLE that is Joe Biden!

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18203 on:** June 18, 2022, 07:11:50 am »

The Babylon Bee
1 day ago
Brett Kavanaugh Unveils Updated Supreme Court Robe

“Justice Kavanaugh just thought it was time for a fashion change,”
the spokesman noted. “The traditional black robes were nice, but
he just feels much more comfortable with this new look.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/brett-kavanaugh-unveils-updated-supreme-court-robe

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh made a splash in the fashion
world Wednesday as he unveiled a new Kevlar judicial robe made by Atomic Defense. A spokesman
confirmed the new robe was totally unrelated to recent threats made upon the justice’s life in the
wake of an upcoming ruling on abortion rights.

“Justice Kavanaugh just thought it was time for a fashion change,” the spokesman noted. “The
traditional black robes were nice, but he just feels much more comfortable with this new look.”

In addition to a stylish, slimming look, Kavanaugh’s robe comes with three articulated blast plates,
a shockproof helmet and visor, and a zoned armor system guaranteed to meet or exceed current
zonal fragmentation protection standards.

“This is more than just a robe, it's my new look,” Kavanaugh exclaimed from a secure, undisclosed
location. “This thing is so comfortable and roomy, it’s almost like I’m wearing nothing at all. I might
just have to wear this thing 24-7 for the next several decades!”

In unrelated news, Kavanaugh confirmed that his family would be moving from their current home
in Chevy Chase, MD to an abandoned underground missile silo somewhere in the Midwest in order
to pursue their family dream of not being murdered in their sleep.

240B · « **Reply #18204 on:** June 18, 2022, 11:07:01 am »

Biden: 'That's Why 81 Million Americans Voted For Me'
https://cnsnews.com/article/national/susan-jones/biden-thats-why-81-million-americans-voted-me

Guy runs an incognito stupid campaign from his basement bunker and gets more votes than Jesus Christ.

Pence and the Supreme Court, "Yep! Seems Ok to me."

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18205 on:** June 18, 2022, 11:18:58 am »

The Babylon Bee
19 hours ago
Tampon Supply Shortage Solved By Emptying Out Tampons In The Men’s Bathrooms

"Hey, I have an idea to address the shortage," said one state official. "Why don't we
just empty all those tampons from the men's room that no one's using?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/tampon-supply-shortage-solved-by-emptying-out-tampons-in-the-mens-bathrooms

240B · « **Reply #18206 on:** June 18, 2022, 11:53:53 am »

If Biden actually got 81 million votes (which is more voters than exist in america) then why is he not listed in the Guinness Book of World Records? This Biden guy should be labeled as a King or a God of some kind. He broke the Laws of Physics!

catfish1957 · « **Reply #18207 on:** June 18, 2022, 01:03:42 pm »

Quote from: 240B on June 18, 2022, 11:53:53 am

If Biden actually got 81 million votes (which is more voters than exist in america) then why is he not listed in the Guinness Book of World Records? This Biden guy should be labeled as a King or a God of some kind. He broke the Laws of Physics!

Yep, to this day, I have not been able to get a liberal give a plausible explanation how Pedo Joe, the troll of basement got 11M votes than St. Barry Soetero

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18208 on:** June 18, 2022, 06:15:00 pm »

The Babylon Bee
4 hours ago (edited)
Explorers Discover Remote Island Untouched By Pride Month

In what experts are calling a statistical impossibility, intrepid explorers have announced the discovery
of a remote island in a secluded corner of the Pacific Ocean that has been untouched by Pride Month.

Read the rest:

https://babylonbee.com/news/explorers-discover-remote-island-untouched-by-pride-month

PACIFIC OCEAN—In what experts are calling a statistical impossibility, intrepid explorers have announced the discovery
of a remote island in a secluded corner of the Pacific Ocean that has been untouched by Pride Month.

This inconceivable discovery comes at a time when every infinitesimal piece of modern life has been enriched with joyous,
inclusive messages urging everyone to celebrate Pride Month or else be destroyed.

"It was truly shocking to enter the island village lacking the requisite Pride parades and rainbow banners," wrote head explorer,
Captain Bob Magellan (he/him), in his vellum-lined explorer's diary. "These natives seem bizarrely content and happy, despite
a complete absence of the neverending deluge of LGBTQ awareness campaigns. Utterly fascinating."

Anthropologists are baffled that the isolated community has survived this long without access to pansexual kindergarten teachers,
gender-fluid TikTok influencers, and blue hair dye. The current hypothesis is that the island's children are smiling because they
don't even know how oppressed they could choose to be by arbitrarily switching genders or sexual orientations.

Typically, the anthropological community takes great care in minimizing modern influences among aboriginal cultures, but all
experts have agreed that, in this case, an exception must be made for the survival of this remote island population.

UPDATE: Thanks to the courage of activist missionaries, the island is now overrun with Pride flags, and all inhabitants are currently
attending a compulsory drag queen story hour.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18209 on:** June 18, 2022, 06:19:02 pm »

The Babylon Bee
6 hours ago
Anthropologists Now Believe All-Female Amazon Tribe Collapsed Because Nobody Could Get Any Jars Open

"There were no refrigerators in the ancient world," explained Dr. Grastut Miluakee, an anthropology professor
at Oxford University. "Most food, if it could not be cured or pickled, had to be eaten promptly. Bread, monkey
brains, what have you—would spoil in a matter of days if not hours."

https://babylonbee.com/news/anthropologists-believe-that-all-female-amazon-tribe-collapsed-because-nobody-could-get-any-jars-open

TURKEY—Anthropologists have uncovered a cache of sealed jars near the city of Terme which could shed light on the sudden
collapse of the mysterious all-female Amazon tribe. The warrior women, though proficient in archery and horseback, likely
starved to death because they couldn't get any jars open, say experts.

"There were no refrigerators in the ancient world," explained Dr. Grastut Miluakee, an anthropology professor at Oxford University.
"Most food, if it could not be cured or pickled, had to be eaten promptly. Bread, monkey brains, what have you—would spoil in a
matter of days if not hours."

He continued, "It is likely that they lost a regular source of food and were forced to eat their preserves, which they could not access.
The mighty Amazon warriors simply starved to death because they were too stubborn to ask the neighboring Trojans for aid."

The conclusion reached by a consensus of anthropologists has been criticized for the implication there are distinct biological differences
between men and women. It has also been the opinion of some scholars that the tomboyish Amazon women would have at least been
able to smash jars open by throwing them against rocks.

Oxford anthropologists called in a sociologist to explain the apparent difficulty.

"My wife can't stand it when I break or throw away some jar without asking. She's always like—'Hey! I could've used that for my pickled
rhubarb or whatever!' and then I never hear the end of it," said Dr. Edward Zieglefroyd. "The Amazons were likely the same."

"Because they're women."

At publishing time, the research has influenced new storylines for the popular Wonder Woman comic book. In the latest issue, she saves
the tribe by calling on Kryptonians to help open all their food jars.

Kamaji · « **Reply #18210 on:** June 18, 2022, 08:27:24 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #18211 on:** June 18, 2022, 08:31:05 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #18212 on:** June 18, 2022, 08:34:09 pm »

Kamaji · « **Reply #18213 on:** June 18, 2022, 08:34:39 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18214 on:** June 18, 2022, 10:26:38 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18215 on:** June 18, 2022, 10:27:59 pm »

Ah. An after hours walk through forbidden territory.

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18216 on:** June 18, 2022, 10:31:58 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18217 on:** June 18, 2022, 10:32:28 pm »

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Slide Rule · « **Reply #18220 on:** June 18, 2022, 10:34:34 pm »

Slide Rule · « **Reply #18221 on:** June 18, 2022, 10:38:58 pm »

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