« Reply #18035 on: June 15, 2022, 07:13:57 pm »
The Babylon Bee6 hours agoBiden Says The Economy Is As Vibrant And Healthy As He Is"You people have nothing to worry about. Best economic recovery ever! The economy is just as fit and healthy as Old Joe!" said Biden to a 12-year-old girl in the junior's clothing section of JCPenney he mistook for an MSNBC reporter. "If I wasn't the picture of health, do you think I could do this?" Biden then got in the push-up position but quickly forgot why he was down there and decided to go to sleep.

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