Political Graphics II

[PeteS in CA]

R_i_V posted the accurate version, .

[Bigun]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

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[Bigun]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

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[Right_in_Virginia]

[Formerly Once-Ler]

I saw Orangeman Bad Jr tweeted this too.  I love the new tone.

[Right_in_Virginia]

I saw Orangeman Bad Jr tweeted this too.  I love the new tone.

This post is the very essence of contradiction.  Well done.

[Formerly Once-Ler]

Well done.

That's what I'm talking about.   

[sneakypete]

@Right_in_Virginia

Bubba would probably be ok because by now they have it all worked out. Maybe even have a signed peace treaty.

All bets are off if she runs out of alcohol and/or "medicine",though!

Besides,they don't really live together any more,do they? He's got his ho's,and she has her ho's.

Although it DOES seem ironic that her main squeeze has a name that sounds like "hummer".

[Formerly Once-Ler]

[Smokin Joe]

That is one danged fat hyena.

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   She's pregnant with Chelsea.

[roamer_1]

That is one danged fat hyena.

Nope. Just loaded. They can stuff an incredible amount in their bellies. He's prolly got the entire gut pile in there already.. and still going.

[Smokin Joe]

   She's pregnant with Chelsea.

I'd say even Webb had standards, but Q.E.D...

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[Bigun]

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[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Bigun]

[Smokin Joe]

Government design committee.

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[Smokin Joe]

It's good, but it leaves out "Stand up Mr. President, we can't hear you!"

[Cyber Liberty]

It's good, but it leaves out "Stand up Mr. President, we can't hear you!"

Oooh, that's cold! I likes it!

[Right_in_Virginia]

[PeteS in CA]

They should have offered her some of their barbecue! More seriously, I think that was a year or so ago at a park (Lake Merritt?) in Oakland, CA. The female was reporting the family for grilling in an area where it's not allowed.

[GtHawk]

They should have offered her some of their barbecue! More seriously, I think that was a year or so ago at a park (Lake Merritt?) in Oakland, CA. The female was reporting the family for grilling in an area where it's not allowed.

How dare you make such an assumption! Thirty whacks with a wet noodle for being politically incorrect and gender myopic.

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[Right_in_Virginia]

Dr. Birx preparing for today's coronavirus briefing

[Cyber Liberty]

Dr. Birx preparing for today's coronavirus briefing

She sure is a snappy dresser!

[Bigun]

[Formerly Once-Ler]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Bigun]

OK! THAT is phunny!

[sneakypete]

OK! THAT is phunny!

@Bigun

What's even funnier is it could still happen.

[Right_in_Virginia]

OK! THAT is phunny!

 

[Lando Lincoln]

Dr. Birx preparing for today's coronavirus briefing

Does anyone know the backstory to all those damn scarves?

[GtHawk]

Does anyone know the backstory to all those damn scarves?

@Lando Lincoln
Sorry it's at the NYSlimes behind their paywall but seemed to be some sort of Artiste's take on moslem headscarves from the brief look I got.

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/14/arts/design/14hidden.html

Description of image from article

A scene from “Undressing/Soyunma” (2006), a video by Nilbar Güres, in which she emerges from layers of colorful scarves.
Credit...Austrian Cultural Forum[/i]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[EdinVA]

 

[Cyber Liberty]

Stolen from Bookface this morning:

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From an anonymous FedEx delivery driver...
5 types of customers since the “Rona”:

1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:
He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft "no go zone" line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:
She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen:
She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Albertsons, Walmart, Costco, McDonalds, Walgreens, and Rosaures all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello Fresh” to her.
Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary:
Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, and a 30 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.
Peace!

[DCPatriot]

Stolen from Bookface this morning:

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From an anonymous FedEx delivery driver...
5 types of customers since the “Rona”:

1) Steve:
He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.
Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:
He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft "no go zone" line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.
Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:
She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.
She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen:
She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Albertsons, Walmart, Costco, McDonalds, Walgreens, and Rosaures all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello Fresh” to her.
Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary:
Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, and a 30 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.
Peace!

LOL!  Thanks for the smile!