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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #625 on: April 13, 2017, 04:44:30 pm »
Looks like Krylon.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #626 on: April 13, 2017, 08:18:34 pm »
WHY...do I have this sudden craving for dry crusty peeps?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #627 on: April 13, 2017, 08:19:44 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 13, 2017, 08:18:34 pm
WHY...do I have this sudden craving for dry crusty peeps?

All my friends are dry crusty peeps.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #628 on: April 13, 2017, 08:21:01 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 13, 2017, 08:19:44 pm
All my friends are dry crusty peeps.

Lol!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #629 on: April 13, 2017, 08:23:51 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 13, 2017, 08:18:34 pm
WHY...do I have this sudden craving for dry crusty peeps?


@bigheadfred

Lmao
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #630 on: April 13, 2017, 08:24:51 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 13, 2017, 08:19:44 pm
All my friends are dry crusty peeps.

I want to nibble on their tiny ears and nibble on their tiny feet.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #631 on: April 13, 2017, 08:28:25 pm »
Quote from: Sanguine on April 13, 2017, 08:21:01 pm
Lol!

Its a country western Easter song.

All mah friends are dry crusty peeps
They's the kinda comp'ny ah keeps

Boiled eggs n plastic easter grass
if ya eat the wrong one you'll be pullin it out'cher ass
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #632 on: April 13, 2017, 08:32:20 pm »
Implants are saline these days, right? She could put herself out twice if she ever caught afire in that oven.

I wonder if they have valve stems? no I take that back.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #633 on: April 13, 2017, 08:33:40 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 13, 2017, 04:44:30 pm
Looks like Krylon.

Is Krylon the new code word for butt ugly?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #634 on: April 13, 2017, 08:34:59 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 13, 2017, 08:32:20 pm
Implants are saline these days, right? She could put herself out twice if she ever caught afire in that oven.

I wonder if they have valve stems? no I take that back.

Firm for handling, soft for traction? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #635 on: April 13, 2017, 08:37:54 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 13, 2017, 08:33:40 pm
Is Krylon the new code word for butt ugly?

It is now.  Fred said it, the internet read it.  Congrats!   :beer:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #636 on: April 13, 2017, 08:39:52 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 13, 2017, 08:34:59 pm
Firm for handling, soft for traction? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I want a do over. I think if she fell forward the back of her skull would get crushed.

If you deflated them she would look like she was wearing one of Hillary's pant suits.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #637 on: April 13, 2017, 08:41:25 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 13, 2017, 08:37:54 pm
It is now.  Fred said it, the internet read it.  Congrats!   :beer:

Yay bud, that gurl is Krylon.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #638 on: April 13, 2017, 08:45:52 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 13, 2017, 08:33:40 pm
Is Krylon the new code word for butt ugly?

We used to classify women as medium and long range scuds.

A medium range scud looked pretty good till you got about 50 yards out and it was all "Holy crap! ABORT ABORT ABORT!"
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #639 on: April 13, 2017, 08:51:54 pm »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 13, 2017, 08:45:52 pm
We used to classify women as medium and long range scuds.

A medium range scud looked pretty good till you got about 50 yards out and it was all "Holy crap! ABORT ABORT ABORT!"


:laugh:

Kinda why I made a beeline for monogamy and never looked back. To the side maybe a few (thousand) times. But not back.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #640 on: April 14, 2017, 10:51:08 am »
Quote from: bigheadfred on April 13, 2017, 08:24:51 pm
I want to nibble on their tiny ears and nibble on their tiny feet.

@bigheadfred

HA!  I have a coffee mug with this graphic:


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #641 on: April 14, 2017, 10:56:10 am »
Quote from: Cripplecreek on April 13, 2017, 08:45:52 pm
We used to classify women as medium and long range scuds.

A medium range scud looked pretty good till you got about 50 yards out and it was all "Holy crap! ABORT ABORT ABORT!"

Simple mind tricks the brain plays on us men.   There is more of them to see from a distance.  Before engaging one needs to wait till your eyes have better focus to judge the proportions of the distant target..
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #642 on: April 14, 2017, 12:39:42 pm »
Quote from: CatherineofAragon on April 14, 2017, 10:51:08 am
@bigheadfred

HA!  I have a coffee mug with this graphic:




That's IT! I had the t-shirt...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #643 on: April 14, 2017, 01:39:56 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 13, 2017, 02:51:21 pm
Give it a few more years and she'll be tripping over them when she walks.  There's not a bra in the world that's up to that challenge.
She's hoping for drone technology advances to be able to deal with the weight and then she'll use two of them as mini sky cranes.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #644 on: April 14, 2017, 01:48:52 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 13, 2017, 02:58:32 pm
You guys are being pretty generous with the pronouns.  That looks like a "he" to me.

Looks the same way to me.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #645 on: April 14, 2017, 03:52:55 pm »
Quote from: musiclady on April 14, 2017, 01:48:52 pm
Looks the same way to me.

Maybe "Crispy" is a Holly Woodlawn, Candy Darling, or Jackie Curtis wannabe.? :shrug:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #646 on: April 14, 2017, 03:58:38 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on April 14, 2017, 03:52:55 pm
Maybe "Crispy" is a Holly Woodlawn, Candy Darling, or Jackie Curtis wannabe.? :shrug:

I dunno, but that thing is scary.  Looks like it might pop a rod at any moment. :terror:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #647 on: April 14, 2017, 04:01:59 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 14, 2017, 03:58:38 pm
I dunno, but that thing is scary.  Looks like it might pop a rod at any moment. :terror:


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #648 on: April 14, 2017, 04:06:31 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #649 on: April 14, 2017, 06:10:30 pm »
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