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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1200 on: December 05, 2017, 08:09:33 pm »
With the tenants around you humping like rabbits....

I've lived in apartments in my life and some were not so nice. Every night from about 10pm to 11pm the rabbits would start up. Thumping on my ceiling was metronome. And you never knew how long or how loud it would be. Not only was it annoying, it was also kind of embarrassing. And sometimes other neighbors would join in, and it would be coming through in stereo.

That's why your quote was so familiar to me.
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« Reply #1201 on: December 05, 2017, 08:19:31 pm »
I've lived in apartments in my life and some were not so nice. Every night from about 10pm to 11pm the rabbits would start up. Thumping on my ceiling was metronome. And you never knew how long or how loud it would be. Not only was it annoying, it was also kind of embarrassing. And sometimes other neighbors would join in, and it would be coming through in stereo.

That's why your quote was so familiar to me.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1202 on: December 05, 2017, 09:56:32 pm »
Not a single comment on the musical piece I provided. I'm disappointed.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1203 on: December 10, 2017, 04:52:35 pm »
Woman burns down Cincinnati, Ohio, home trying to kill bedbugs
December 9, 2017, 5:32 PM
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cincinnati-ohio-woman-burns-down-home-trying-to-kill-bedbugs/

CINCINNATI -- Authorities said that three people were injured and 10 people were left homeless after a woman accidentally started a fire while trying to kill bed bugs with rubbing alcohol at a multi-family home in Cincinnati.

WXIX-TV reports it's the second time in two weeks that a fire sparked by attempts to kill bed bugs has caused extensive damage in Cincinnati.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1204 on: December 10, 2017, 05:46:44 pm »
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Was that before or after she lit a match to see whether there was any gas in her car's tank?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1205 on: December 10, 2017, 07:04:20 pm »
Was that before or after she lit a match to see whether there was any gas in her car's tank?

Musta been before.  ^-^
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1206 on: December 11, 2017, 12:47:06 pm »
Not a single comment on the musical piece I provided. I'm disappointed.

Suppressed, I listened to your piece of "music."  Cute graphics.  Music?  Hmmmmmm.

Sing along with me! "Silent night, holy night.  All is bright..."

Perhaps I should not be in here.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1207 on: December 12, 2017, 11:39:19 am »
Numerous photos, I picked the one I like best.

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They drove us to it! Bad parkers FINALLY get their comeuppance as passers-by hit back with graffiti, Saran wrap and quick-witted notes

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1208 on: December 16, 2017, 12:25:53 pm »
Okay, an old story, but I just saw it posted to reddit today.

18 year-old is Elected Miss Prostitute 2013 in Belo Horizonte
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FROM SÃO PAULO

In its second edition, the Miss Prostitute contest took place last Saturday (28) in the city of Belo Horizonte (MG). At the same time that, the city was electing Miss Brazil.

Marcelina Gomes Teixeira, 18, has worked for 6 month in the profession, won the title and the awards this year: R$ 1,200 in cash, plus R$ 350 inshopping certificates and gifts from a store downtown. She beat nine other candidates.

"I do not advertise in the newspaper. I have my contacts," says the Miss, and reveals a bit more about herself: she lives with her grandmother, does not like music or watch movies or browse on the internet often - "I do not care much for these things", she said in an interview with UOL.

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http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/internacional/en/brazil/2013/10/1349995-18-year-old-is-elected-miss-prostitute-2013-in-belo-horizonte.shtml

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1209 on: December 18, 2017, 11:11:55 am »
'Safer' 20mph zones led to rise in number of road deaths but too costly to reverse, council admits
Hayley Dixon • 17 DECEMBER 2017 • 5:57PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/17/20mph-limit-dangerous-costly-reverse-council-admits/

Reducing the speed limit to 20mph has caused a rise in death and serious injuries, a council has admitted, but is refusing to reverse the scheme because it will cost too much.

Bath and North East Somerset Council spent £871,000 bringing in the 13 new speed zones just 12 months ago.

But one year on, a report has found that the rate of people killed or seriously injured has gone up in seven out of the 13 new 20mph zones.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1210 on: December 29, 2017, 08:46:47 pm »
Man Spends Free Time Posing As Cop To Pull People Over And Cuff Them

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Officials caught an Arizona man impersonating a police officer last week when he began stopping and searching people at random, even handcuffing one of them.

The Tucson Police Department posted a video of one of the incidents on Facebook Wednesday and said they responded to a “suspicious activity call” Dec. 19, when the impostor pulled over three different people while pretending to be law enforcement.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1211 on: December 29, 2017, 08:49:20 pm »
WATCH: Horse Bettor Loses Out on $571,000 When a Jockey Falls Off Right Before the Wire

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We’ve chronicled some absolutely horrific gambling losses since launching sports coverage here at Mediaite in July 2016. But this one might be the most brutal yet.

On Thursday at Gulfstream Park in Hallandale Beach, FL, an unlucky horse racing gambler lost out on a massive, six-figure payout when a jockey fell off his horse just yards before he almost certainly would’ve crossed the wire first.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1212 on: January 02, 2018, 04:20:19 pm »
Man In Critical Condition After His Champagne Bottle Exploded In His Crotch.

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A Danish man is in critical condition after a champagne bottle he held between his legs exploded in his crotch on New Year’s Eve, according to a report Tuesday.

A Danish man was put in an induced coma after a champagne bottle exploded. A shard of glass cut through an artery in his leg, causing significant blood loss, reported the Daily Mail. The man is currently in one of Denmark’s largest hospitals called the Copenhagen Rigshospitalet and remains in critical condition, according to regional police officer Brian Munch, reported The Local Denmark.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1213 on: January 05, 2018, 02:41:09 pm »
Bihar Engineer Forced To Marry At Gunpoint, Kept Crying, Ordeal On Video
Ever since the incident, Vinod's family has been getting threat calls asking him to accept the girl forcing them to seek police protection
All India | Reported by Manish Kumar | Updated: January 05, 2018 16:37 IST

PATNA:  A 29-year-old engineer was reportedly kidnapped and forced to marry a woman at gunpoint in Bihar. The video clips from the wedding show Vinod Kumar, a junior manager at Bokaro Steel Plant, dressed as a groom, being thrashed and forced to perform wedding rituals in Patna's Pandarak area. As he begs to be released and continues to cry for help, a group of women, allegedly from the woman's family, try to convince him to cooperate.

When he refuses to apply vermillion to the bride, her relatives are heard saying, "We are only performing your wedding, not hanging you."

Local media quoted the engineer as saying one of the bride's relatives had pointed a pistol at him after they met at a mutual friend's wedding and ordered him to marry her. His allegations are being investigated by the police.

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The official figures, as reported by news agency AFP, show police received nearly 3,000 complaints of groom kidnapping in 2016. None of the marriages were annulled.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1214 on: January 05, 2018, 03:06:03 pm »
Bihar Engineer Forced To Marry At Gunpoint, Kept Crying, Ordeal On Video
Ever since the incident, Vinod's family has been getting threat calls asking him to accept the girl forcing them to seek police protection
All India | Reported by Manish Kumar | Updated: January 05, 2018 16:37 IST

PATNA:  A 29-year-old engineer was reportedly kidnapped and forced to marry a woman at gunpoint in Bihar. The video clips from the wedding show Vinod Kumar, a junior manager at Bokaro Steel Plant, dressed as a groom, being thrashed and forced to perform wedding rituals in Patna's Pandarak area. As he begs to be released and continues to cry for help, a group of women, allegedly from the woman's family, try to convince him to cooperate.

When he refuses to apply vermillion to the bride, her relatives are heard saying, "We are only performing your wedding, not hanging you."

Local media quoted the engineer as saying one of the bride's relatives had pointed a pistol at him after they met at a mutual friend's wedding and ordered him to marry her. His allegations are being investigated by the police.

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Linky:  https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/bihar-engineer-forced-to-marry-at-gunpoint-kept-crying-during-rituals-1796252
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1215 on: January 05, 2018, 04:05:39 pm »
A friend was being forced into a marriage. The bride-to-be was pregnant and he was the father du jour. He got out of it by convincing the family that he had $122,000 in debt from a failed business. If they got married, it meant that she had $122,000 in debt. The bride's father quickly deduced that another man was actually the father and the new father stood to inherit a large amount of family land. Unbeknownst to the FIL to be, the land had liens against it.   
After the marriage, my friend discharged the debt in bankruptcy and opened a car repair business. The FIL, who now had a deadbeat penniless SIL, would get his car fixed there so he could tell my friend "That child looks just like you" which was an obvious lie.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1216 on: January 05, 2018, 04:10:17 pm »
Bihar Engineer Forced To Marry At Gunpoint, Kept Crying, Ordeal On Video
There is much about India I find curious. This qualifies, of course. Bollywood, also.
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« Reply #1217 on: January 18, 2018, 01:39:18 pm »
Fan arrested after punching police horse at Eagles-Falcons game
Tom Schad, USA TODAY Published 1:22 p.m. ET Jan. 16, 2018
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2018/01/16/fan-arrested-punching-police-horse-eagles-lincoln-financial-field-philadelphia/1036481001/



A Pennsylvania man was arrested for punching a police horse and its rider at Lincoln Financial Field over the weekend.

Taylor Hendricks, a 22-year-old from Whitehall, Penn., was ejected from Saturday's game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons because he was intoxicated and did not have a ticket, according to Philadelphia police. Following his ejection, police said, he approached a mounted officer and "began punching the horse in the face, neck and shoulder area."

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« Reply #1218 on: January 18, 2018, 02:05:26 pm »
Fan arrested after punching police horse at Eagles-Falcons game
Tom Schad, USA TODAY Published 1:22 p.m. ET Jan. 16, 2018
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2018/01/16/fan-arrested-punching-police-horse-eagles-lincoln-financial-field-philadelphia/1036481001/



A Pennsylvania man was arrested for punching a police horse and its rider at Lincoln Financial Field over the weekend.

Taylor Hendricks, a 22-year-old from Whitehall, Penn., was ejected from Saturday's game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons because he was intoxicated and did not have a ticket, according to Philadelphia police. Following his ejection, police said, he approached a mounted officer and "began punching the horse in the face, neck and shoulder area."

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« Reply #1219 on: January 18, 2018, 02:12:10 pm »
Thought he is Mongo.

Is Mongo another word for "really, really stupid"?

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« Reply #1220 on: January 18, 2018, 02:49:43 pm »
Is Mongo another word for "really, really stupid"?



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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1221 on: January 18, 2018, 05:47:53 pm »
Is Mongo another word for "really, really stupid"?
Nah, Mongo was a genius compared to that idiot. The officer showed great restraint in not letting the horse tap dance on the suspect.
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« Reply #1222 on: January 19, 2018, 11:39:43 am »
Thought he is Mongo.
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« Reply #1223 on: January 19, 2018, 01:09:05 pm »
In Scotland, pretty sick:

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  A woman in Scotland who shot cellphone video of herself in a sex act involving her pet dog and whipped cream has pleaded guilty to two counts of possessing pornography.

Cops in the West Lothian region of Scotland found the video – along with a cache of sickening child pornography photos – back in March, when they raided the home of Suzy Cairns, following a tip to the Cyber Crime Unit of Scotland’s national police force.

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« Reply #1224 on: January 20, 2018, 10:49:21 pm »
Virginia Man Uses Flamethrower to Clear Snow from Driveway

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/20/virginia-man-uses-flamethrower-to-clear-snow-from-driveway/



A man from Amherst, Virginia used a flamethrower to melt away snow from his driveway, WRIC reports.

Instead of using the traditional tool, a shovel, Nathanael Caplinger wanted to explore a quicker way of dispelling the snow.

After reading an ad in a local magazine about a blowtorch purported to do a brilliant job of clearing snow, he decided to try it out.
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« Reply #1225 on: January 21, 2018, 02:32:36 pm »
Maud City Officials Try To Break Off Ice From Water Tower With A Shotgun
Posted: Jan 09, 2017 3:39PM CST
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The small City of Maud faced a serious problem over the weekend.

Ice build up on a leaking water tower raised concerns that the tower could topple.

So, the City came up with a 12-gauge solution. They opened fire on the ice Friday night with a shotgun.

"We took a few shots and tried to knock the ice off. Didn't work very well," Maud City Clerk Don Zeller said.

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« Reply #1226 on: January 21, 2018, 02:50:31 pm »
Virginia Man Uses Flamethrower to Clear Snow from Driveway

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/20/virginia-man-uses-flamethrower-to-clear-snow-from-driveway/



Looks like he missed a spot under the car.

A man from Amherst, Virginia used a flamethrower to melt away snow from his driveway, WRIC reports.

Instead of using the traditional tool, a shovel, Nathanael Caplinger wanted to explore a quicker way of dispelling the snow.

After reading an ad in a local magazine about a blowtorch purported to do a brilliant job of clearing snow, he decided to try it out.
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« Reply #1227 on: January 22, 2018, 09:57:01 pm »
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Virginia Man Uses Flamethrower to Clear Snow from Driveway

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/20/virginia-man-uses-flamethrower-to-clear-snow-from-driveway/



A man from Amherst, Virginia used a flamethrower to melt away snow from his driveway, WRIC reports.

Instead of using the traditional tool, a shovel, Nathanael Caplinger wanted to explore a quicker way of dispelling the snow.

After reading an ad in a local magazine about a blowtorch purported to do a brilliant job of clearing snow, he decided to try it out.
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« Reply #1228 on: January 23, 2018, 12:12:04 pm »
Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty contest over Botox
A dozen beasts have been thrown out because their handlers used Botox to make them more handsome
Reuters Mon 22 Jan 2018 06:31 PM
http://www.arabianbusiness.com/culture-society/388145-camels-disqualified-from-saudi-beauty-contest-over-botox

The dromedaries paraded down a dusty racetrack as judges rated the size of their lips, cheeks, heads and knees. Crowds of men watched from the bleachers, hooting when the beasts representing their own tribe loped down the track.

A dozen beasts have been disqualified from this year's Saudi "camel beauty contest" because their handlers used Botox to make them more handsome.

"The camel," explained the chief judge of the show, Fawzan al-Madi, "is a symbol of Saudi Arabia. We used to preserve it out of necessity, now we preserve it as a pastime."

Much is changing in Saudi Arabia: the country is getting its first movie theatres. Soon women will be permitted to drive. The authorities eventually hope to diversify the economy away from the oil that has been its lifeblood for decades.

But as they seek to transform the conservative kingdom, the Saudi authorities are trying to smooth the path for reform by emphasising traditional aspects of their culture. And for the Bedouin of Arabia, nothing is more essential than the camel, used for centuries for food, transport, as a war machine and companion.

So, the authorities have ramped up the country's annual month-long camel festival [...]
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« Reply #1229 on: January 23, 2018, 12:15:07 pm »
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LOL, we saw this on the local news a few days ago.  Hey--it works!   :laugh:

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« Reply #1230 on: January 23, 2018, 12:48:13 pm »
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A New Hampshire man was arrested for biting a police dog while officers were investigating reports of a shooting in the town of Boscawen, police officials said on Tuesday.


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« Reply #1231 on: January 23, 2018, 01:51:04 pm »
I used to be amazed at the thought of a camel beauty contest.

But I spent the last 5 days helping my daughter compete with her heifer at the Fort Worth Stock Show.

Folks were having professional groomers spend over 3 hours doing clipping of their long hair breeds.  After wash and blow dry, we spent 2.5 hours clipping our short hair Santa Gertudis.

Beauty Contest may just be translation...

Or the stock show may really be a beauty contest...
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« Reply #1232 on: January 28, 2018, 03:02:13 am »
Woman pretends to be sex doll after being caught with cheating boyfriend

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« Reply #1233 on: January 29, 2018, 07:25:58 am »
Tourists take a holiday in Cambodia. The end result is... well... predictable.

Ten tourists face a year in Cambodian prison for dancing "pornographically" (fully clothed in a private rented house).

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/cambodia-pornogaphic-dancing-arrests-1.4506038
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Sex toys, light bulbs among anonymous Amazon packages sent to Canadian universities
At least 7 university student unions have received unsolicited items from Amazon
By Sophia Harris, CBC News Posted: Jan 27, 2018 5:00 AM ET Last Updated: Jan 28, 2018 10:45 AM ET
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Several Canadian university student unions are stumped as they continue to receive anonymous packages containing random goods — everything from sex toys to light bulbs to record players to computer cables.

The items come in Amazon packaging, but there's no indication who's ordering the goods from the online retail giant.

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Ryerson's Students Union president, Susanne Nyaga, holds anonymously purchased items her office has received from Amazon. (CBC)


Shawn Wiskar, University of Regina Students’ Union vice-president of student affairs, shows one of many anonymous items his office has received — a digital kitchen scale. (Shawn Wiskar)
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« Reply #1235 on: January 29, 2018, 01:22:37 pm »
Creepy thing is, I've purchased some of those exact items myself...that kitchen scale, that first-aid kit, etc.  Not the sex toy, though.
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« Reply #1236 on: January 29, 2018, 05:48:41 pm »
Creepy thing is, I've purchased some of those exact items myself...that kitchen scale, that first-aid kit, etc.  Not the sex toy, though.
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« Reply #1237 on: January 29, 2018, 05:51:26 pm »
@Suppressed That's your story nd your sticking to it?

Well, he does call himself "Suppressed".    :smokin:

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« Reply #1238 on: January 29, 2018, 05:59:48 pm »
Well, he does call himself "Suppressed".    :smokin:

"Suppressed", not "Repressed"!

Still, that device looked scary, with that sharp point!  Whew!
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« Reply #1239 on: January 29, 2018, 06:01:42 pm »
"Suppressed", not "Repressed"!

Still, that device looked scary, with that sharp point!  Whew!

Wow, after looking at the photo, I'm feeling pretty repressed!

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« Reply #1240 on: February 03, 2018, 03:15:12 pm »
I guess this goes on this thread.

Talked to my sis yesterday in Orange County, CA.  Remember the no plastic bag thing they had going in CA.?  Well, now you can purchase those very same plastic bags at your local grocery store for ten cents each.

I guess plastic bags aren't so awful there, just expensive.

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« Reply #1241 on: February 03, 2018, 08:25:59 pm »
I guess this goes on this thread.

Talked to my sis yesterday in Orange County, CA.  Remember the no plastic bag thing they had going in CA.?  Well, now you can purchase those very same plastic bags at your local grocery store for ten cents each.

I guess plastic bags aren't so awful there, just expensive.

 **nononono*

Same thing in Austin, Texas.   **nononono*

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« Reply #1242 on: February 03, 2018, 10:18:02 pm »
Same thing in Austin, Texas.   **nononono*
Gee whiz, they still use them here. I use them to line small trash cans and carry a couple when I walk the dog...  It isn't as if they never get used for other things after you get the groceries home, but a dime a time, and I'd be hauling everything in totes (except meat).
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« Reply #1243 on: February 04, 2018, 10:33:33 pm »
I guess this goes on this thread.

Talked to my sis yesterday in Orange County, CA.  Remember the no plastic bag thing they had going in CA.?  Well, now you can purchase those very same plastic bags at your local grocery store for ten cents each.

I guess plastic bags aren't so awful there, just expensive.

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When the new law took affect in California they pulled all the plastic bags that were in the stores until they got the supply of new heavier Gaia worshiper approved bags in, those are the ones they charge a dime for, they are much thicker than the old throw away bags and are meant to be reused several times. hardware stores still supply the old thinner bags for free and of course you can **ahem** acquire a few extra bags from the fruit and vegetable department for your securing your pets 'gifts'.

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« Reply #1244 on: February 05, 2018, 09:48:28 am »
I guess plastic bags aren't so awful there, just expensive.

The reason stores switched from paper to plastic in the first place was because of cost.  Paper is a very energy intensive product.  Plastic uses much less energy to produce, does not require water, and takes up less space for shipping.  Paper bags require seven times the landfill space than plastic.  And 84 plastic bags can be recycled at the cost of recycling one paper bag.

So no, plastic isn't more expensive.
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« Reply #1245 on: February 05, 2018, 10:00:40 am »
We do most of our grocery shopping at Kroger, which has a bin outside each store for depositing old plastic bags (even non-Kroger ones) for recycling. Sounds like commonsense to me.
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« Reply #1246 on: February 05, 2018, 10:02:23 am »
I have several canvas bags from Kroger, but even when I put them in the car, I can't remember to take them in.    :shrug:

That's a great solution if people remember to use them. 
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« Reply #1247 on: February 05, 2018, 10:03:07 am »
The reason stores switched from paper to plastic in the first place was because of cost.  Paper is a very energy intensive product.  Plastic uses much less energy to produce, does not require water, and takes up less space for shipping.  Paper bags require seven times the landfill space than plastic.  And 84 plastic bags can be recycled at the cost of recycling one paper bag.

So no, plastic isn't more expensive.
IIRC, a big part of the concept sales was that using plastic would "save a tree". (70s 'n all that).
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« Reply #1248 on: February 05, 2018, 10:03:54 am »
The reason stores switched from paper to plastic in the first place was because of cost.  Paper is a very energy intensive product.  Plastic uses much less energy to produce, does not require water, and takes up less space for shipping.  Paper bags require seven times the landfill space than plastic.  And 84 plastic bags can be recycled at the cost of recycling one paper bag.

So no, plastic isn't more expensive.

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« Reply #1249 on: February 05, 2018, 10:05:32 am »
I have several canvas bags from Kroger, but even when I put them in the car, I can't remember to take them in.    :shrug:

That's a great solution if people remember to use them.
Those can be handy, but you don't want the meat juices leaking into them. Some things just travel better in plastic.
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