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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1250 on: February 05, 2018, 10:05:59 am »
We do most of our grocery shopping at Kroger, which has a bin outside each store for depositing old plastic bags (even non-Kroger ones) for recycling. Sounds like commonsense to me.

Out here in Phoenix Fry's (Kroger) was paying a nickel bounty for every bag you turned in at the register.
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« Reply #1251 on: February 05, 2018, 10:07:11 am »

Transgender College Student Files Complaint Against Professor for Not Using Preferred Pronouns
BY: Washington Free Beacon Staff
February 5, 2018 9:53 am

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A transgender man has filed a complaint against an 88-year-old New York University psychology professor for not using the preferred pronouns when referring to transgender students.

August Enzer, a junior at NYU, wants Professor Edgar Coons, who has taught at the college since 1965, to be disciplined and for the resolution to be made public, the New York Post reported Saturday.  ...More at Free Beacon
I suspect an 88-year-old psychologist remembers when a woman who truly believed she was a man would have been considered nuts.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1252 on: February 05, 2018, 10:07:36 am »
Those can be handy, but you don't want the meat juices leaking into them. Some things just travel better in plastic.

Also, they're large.  They over-pack them so they're too heavy for Mrs. Liberty to lift.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1253 on: February 05, 2018, 10:08:38 am »
Transgender College Student Files Complaint Against Professor for Not Using Preferred Pronouns
BY: Washington Free Beacon Staff
February 5, 2018 9:53 am
I suspect an 88-year-old psychologist remembers when a woman who truly believed she was a man would have been considered nuts.

Last I heard, "Gender Dysphoria" is still listed as an illness.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1254 on: February 05, 2018, 10:17:50 am »
"Preachers argue for private jets because demons travel on normal ones"

For fairness and balance on this story be sure to read:

"New Obama vacation costs uncovered; They now exceed $70 million"
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,189004.0/topicseen.html

Also bear in mind that Copeland, Creflo Dollar, and Jesse Duplantis get their money from the voluntary donations of their supporters, who may be fools, but it's their money. When it comes to Obama he gets his money through coercing the taxpayers, including you.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1255 on: February 05, 2018, 10:22:32 am »
Transgender College Student Files Complaint Against Professor for Not Using Preferred Pronouns
BY: Washington Free Beacon Staff
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I suspect an 88-year-old psychologist remembers when a woman who truly believed she was a man would have been considered nuts.
I'm a mite old school, and there is something I am having trouble figuring out.

Is a "transgender man" a guy who thinks he is a she or a she who thinks she is a he?

I mean, now that we aren't allowed to summarily dismiss such delusions as being "nuts" (or "sick") and are expected to cater to every split-hair designation these folks can come up with (which lets them have a go-zillion different "organizations" line up at the microphone), ordinary (normal) folks are left at a disadvantage in all this stuff (except for the fact that we aren't suffering from that particular delusion and the misery it likely brings).
I just find it difficult to pander to them when I don't even get what their descriptions mean, and I'd like to avoid the ugliness that comes with triggering someone's psychotic break.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1256 on: February 05, 2018, 10:23:02 am »
Last I heard, "Gender Dysphoria" is still listed as an illness.

I believe it is.  However, the left won't let a little thing like that get in the way of their "narrative".

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1257 on: February 05, 2018, 11:15:02 am »
I have several canvas bags from Kroger, but even when I put them in the car, I can't remember to take them in.    :shrug:

That's a great solution if people remember to use them.

How often do you wash yours?

What's in your shopping bag? Bacteria
http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/sns-green-bacteria-in-shopping-bags-story.html

...The researchers tested 84 of the bags for bacteria. They found whopping amounts in all but one bag, and coliform bacteria (suggesting raw-meat or uncooked-food contamination) in half. And yes, the much-feared E. coli was among them -- in 12% of the bags.

Here's the full report, (yes it's a long title)Assessment of the Potential for Cross Contamination of Food Products by Reusable Shopping Bags...

https://medical-center.lomalindahealth.org/sites/medical-center.lomalindahealth.org/files/docs/LIVE-IT-Sinclair-Article-Cross-Contamination-Reusable-Shopping-Bags.pdf
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1258 on: February 05, 2018, 11:22:23 am »
I have a couple of those canvas shopping bags, but never put meats or produce in them. Yecchh.
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1259 on: February 05, 2018, 11:42:20 am »
IIRC, a big part of the concept sales was that using plastic would "save a tree". (70s 'n all that).
It's nice propaganda but for a very long time paper companies have been growing and harvesting trees specifically for paper production, I remember being impressed by the operations when we went to see Mount St. Helens.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1260 on: February 05, 2018, 11:48:40 am »
It's nice propaganda but for a very long time paper companies have been growing and harvesting trees specifically for paper production, I remember being impressed by the operations when we went to see Mount St. Helens.
Yep, it was propaganda. That's all it was then, and all it is now. If I ever use the line "Save a tree...", I follow up with "...use it for firewood".
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1261 on: February 05, 2018, 11:57:48 am »
If I ever use the line "Save a tree...", I follow up with "...use it for firewood".
Or build a house.  :laugh:
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1262 on: February 05, 2018, 01:10:28 pm »
Yep, it was propaganda. That's all it was then, and all it is now. If I ever use the line "Save a tree...", I follow up with "...use it for firewood".

My comeback is, "...or choke a fish?  Tough call."
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1263 on: February 05, 2018, 01:27:46 pm »
Trees are a crop.
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« Reply #1264 on: February 05, 2018, 02:01:55 pm »
This is where all this transgender mental illness is heading. And it makes perfect sense. If a woman can wake up one day and say, 'Today, I am a man.' Then of course, why can't she wake up and say, 'Today, I am a cat.'? or a dog, or a horse, or a cow,....If we are going all-in on insanity as legitimate fact, then why should there be any limits? There is no limit to crazy. Once you start living in crazy-town, and truly believe that it is real and normal, well then, anything goes and reality has no meaning.



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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1266 on: February 11, 2018, 08:35:21 pm »
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1269 on: February 14, 2018, 10:40:29 am »
Skier Missing In New York Found A Week Later 2,900 Miles Away In California, Confused And Still Wearing Helmet, Goggles
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Constantinos Filippidis, 49, went on a ski trip with his buddies from Toronto, crossing into the U.S. to ski at Whiteface Mountain in upstate New York.

On Wednesday of last week, Filippidis -- known as "Danny" -- told his pals he was going to squeeze in one more run, and headed out to the slopes alone. Then he vanished.

Authorities conducted a massive search of the mountain for Danny. Hundreds of volunteers spent some 7,000 hours combined combing every inch of the ski resort.   ...

On Tuesday, six days later, he was found -- 2,900 miles away in Sacramento, California. He was in confused state -- still wearing his ski helmet and goggles, officials said.

No one knows how he got there. He had left behind his car and his passport, so authorities say he likely didn't fly.  ...
More at Daily Wire.

Also reported in the U.K. Daily Mail.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1270 on: February 14, 2018, 03:48:42 pm »
Skier Missing In New York Found A Week Later 2,900 Miles Away In California, Confused And Still Wearing Helmet, Goggles
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February 14, 2018More at Daily Wire.

Also reported in the U.K. Daily Mail.


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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1271 on: February 14, 2018, 04:21:13 pm »
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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« Reply #1272 on: February 14, 2018, 11:58:56 pm »
Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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Think maybe he ran all the way to Ca?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1273 on: February 15, 2018, 02:48:27 am »
Sex toys, light bulbs among anonymous Amazon packages sent to Canadian universities
At least 7 university student unions have received unsolicited items from Amazon
By Sophia Harris, CBC News Posted: Jan 27, 2018 5:00 AM ET Last Updated: Jan 28, 2018 10:45 AM ET
http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/sex-toys-amazon-anonymous-packages-1.4506318

Several Canadian university student unions are stumped as they continue to receive anonymous packages containing random goods — everything from sex toys to light bulbs to record players to computer cables.

The items come in Amazon packaging, but there's no indication who's ordering the goods from the online retail giant.

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Ryerson's Students Union president, Susanne Nyaga, holds anonymously purchased items her office has received from Amazon. (CBC)


Shawn Wiskar, University of Regina Students’ Union vice-president of student affairs, shows one of many anonymous items his office has received — a digital kitchen scale. (Shawn Wiskar)

Another case of someone getting mailed lots of Amazon packages anonymously:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/someone-is-sending-amazon-sex-toys-to-strangers-amazon-has-no-idea-how-to-stop-it
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« Reply #1274 on: February 15, 2018, 04:24:40 pm »
Skier lost in New York doesn’t know how he got to California
AP, updated on February 14, 2018
https://www.boston.com/sports/skiing/2018/02/14/missing-skier-new-york-california

WILMINGTON, N.Y. (AP) — Police on Wednesday were trying to piece together how a 49-year-old skier whose disappearance sparked a massive search on a snowy New York mountainside ended up six days later in California, confused and still in ski clothes.

Toronto firefighter Constantinos ‘‘Danny’’ Filippidis told investigators he doesn’t know what happened after he was reported missing Wednesday, Feb. 7, from Whiteface Mountain during an annual ski trip with colleagues. The search ended Tuesday when Filippidis turned up in Sacramento, California, some 2,500 miles west of the Adirondacks.

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Filippidis told deputies he remembered little, but thought he’d suffered a head injury, rode in a ‘‘big rig-style truck’’ and slept ‘‘a lot,’’ Sgt. Shaun Hampton of the Sacramento County Sheriff’s Department told the Post-Standard of Syracuse.

Filippidis said he bought an iPhone to call his wife and told deputies that a truck dropped him off in downtown Sacramento, where he got a haircut, Hampton said.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1275 on: February 19, 2018, 09:06:15 am »
Farty passenger forces flight to make emergency landing
By Fox News
February 18, 2018 | 5:53pm

A pilot made an emergency landing after a fight broke out over a passenger who allegedly refused to stop passing gas.

Two Dutchmen sitting next to the flatulent passenger reportedly asked the man to stop, but he refused and continued to break wind aboard the Transavia Airlines flight from Dubai to Amsterdam Schiphol.

The budget airline crew allegedly did not help the passengers after their complaints, Metro reports, leading to a fight between the men. Despite a warning from the pilot, the altercation continued and forced the airplane to be diverted to Vienna Airport, where it made an emergency landing.

Police boarded the plane once it landed and removed two women and two men whom the pilot reported as “passengers on the rampage,” Metro reports.  ...   More at NY Post
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« Reply #1276 on: February 21, 2018, 05:06:26 pm »
Barge sinks after nude sighting in Texas
Partygoers crowded one side of vessel to catch glimpse of bathers
KXAN-TV
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http://www.nbcnews.com/id/4890829/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/barge-sinks-after-nude-sighting-texas/

AUSTIN, Texas — Partygoers apparently hoping to catch a glimpse of nude sunbathers crowded on one side of a floating barge, prompting the ship to capsize and dump all 60 people into Lake Travis.

Two people were hospitalized with minor injuries Sunday after the rented double-decker barge sank near Hippie Hollow, a lakeside park and the only public nude beach in Texas.

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« Reply #1277 on: February 21, 2018, 06:50:06 pm »


AUSTIN, Texas — Partygoers apparently hoping to catch a glimpse of nude sunbathers crowded on one side of a floating barge, prompting the ship to capsize and dump all 60 people into Lake Travis.

Two people were hospitalized with minor injuries Sunday after the rented double-decker barge sank near Hippie Hollow, a lakeside park and the only public nude beach in Texas.

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« Reply #1278 on: February 21, 2018, 07:32:01 pm »
What men will do to see boobs is absolutely incredible.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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« Reply #1279 on: February 21, 2018, 08:21:59 pm »
What men will do to see boobs is absolutely incredible.
Really. How sheltered were these boaters, anyway?
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« Reply #1280 on: February 21, 2018, 09:08:29 pm »
Barge sinks after nude sighting in Texas
Partygoers crowded one side of vessel to catch glimpse of bathers
KXAN-TV
updated 5/3/2004 12:49:42 PM ET
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/4890829/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/barge-sinks-after-nude-sighting-texas/

AUSTIN, Texas — Partygoers apparently hoping to catch a glimpse of nude sunbathers crowded on one side of a floating barge, prompting the ship to capsize and dump all 60 people into Lake Travis.

Two people were hospitalized with minor injuries Sunday after the rented double-decker barge sank near Hippie Hollow, a lakeside park and the only public nude beach in Texas.


The tltle  cracked me up...it's just so...Austinish.

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« Reply #1281 on: February 21, 2018, 09:17:27 pm »
What men will do to see boobs is absolutely incredible.

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Well,that depends of if they are boobs you have seen often,or boobs you have never seen before.
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« Reply #1282 on: February 21, 2018, 09:26:28 pm »
If it's a place called "Hippie Hallow," I think I'd pass.
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« Reply #1283 on: February 21, 2018, 09:30:13 pm »
As the redhead feminist beauty yelled at me, Yes! Damn it! I have boobs and a vigina! Get over it!

She was wearing shorts and her legs had red hair. It mesmerized me. I guess I got lost in thought and didn't pay attention to how long I was staring at her legs.

I don't think naked people on a beach would make me tip a boat. It might be interesting. But come on.
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists

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« Reply #1284 on: February 21, 2018, 11:24:24 pm »
@240B

Well,that depends of if they are boobs you have seen often,or boobs you have never seen before.
Or to put more concisely, just how bodacious the Ta-tas are!

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« Reply #1285 on: February 27, 2018, 08:16:41 am »
Or to put more concisely, just how bodacious the Ta-tas are!

My dad was taking six of us to Mass one fine Sunday.  About a block before we got to church, a woman was mowing her lawn attired in shorts and a bikini top.  She bent over to pick up some grass clippings about 100 feet before we reached her home.  As she bent over, her string bikini top busted off exposing all of her upper body.  My dad ran into the curb.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1286 on: February 27, 2018, 08:31:57 am »

Police chase naked man riding quad bike the wrong way along motorway
It's a bum rap, copper

A MAN in America has redefined the term ‘naked bike’ after attempting to evade police on a quad bike (ATV) while in a state of undress.

The chase, which took place yesterday (February 25) near Kansas City, Missouri lasted for an hour and involved a section of Interstate, where the ATV-rider drove into oncoming traffic.

The pursuit ended near former Sam’s Town Casino, according to local news reports.   ...


Video at link
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1287 on: February 27, 2018, 08:34:11 am »
Man's explanation for naked ATV chase in KC is detailed in charges: 'No stopping him'
By Glenn E. Rice And Ian Cummings
February 26, 2018 03:41 PM
Updated February 26, 2018 05:59 PM

A man who led authorities on a high-speed pursuit Sunday afternoon along a stretch of Interstate 435 in the Northland while he was naked on an ATV has been charged with burglary and tampering, according to Clay County prosecutors.

Johnathon A. Menth, 27, of Excelsior Springs also faces charges of property damage and sexual misconduct in connection with the incident, part of which was captured on video that has been viewed more than 2.3 million times on Facebook.

But some elements of the incident, including the reason why Menth had no clothes on, remain a mystery. A statement taken by a Kansas City police detective records Menth's explanation that he was high on drugs, "freaked out" when surrounded by police and was in "flight mode."   ...

Read more at Kansas City Star

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1288 on: February 27, 2018, 09:27:49 am »
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"Flight mode"???

Kansas City?  Little chilly there now.  No earthquakes that I can find.

Hmmmmm.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1289 on: February 27, 2018, 09:55:30 am »

Man Force-Fed Goat Cocaine And Booze, Cops Say
Jailed for animal cruelty, perp faces boot from U.S.

FEBRURY 16--A horse trainer is locked up on a felony animal cruelty charge after Georgia cops obtained video showing him force-feeding a goat cocaine and whiskey.

Deputies with the Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office yesterday arrested Sergio Palomares-Guzman, 28, at the farm in the city of Grayson where he lives and works.

Pictured at right, Palomares-Guzman is being held in the county jail in lieu of $11,200 bond. However, he is also subject to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainer, apparently due to his status as an alien.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/goat-abuse-case-013907
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« Reply #1290 on: February 27, 2018, 11:29:56 am »
Man's explanation for naked ATV chase in KC is detailed in charges: 'No stopping him'
By Glenn E. Rice And Ian Cummings
February 26, 2018 03:41 PM
Updated February 26, 2018 05:59 PM

A man who led authorities on a high-speed pursuit Sunday afternoon along a stretch of Interstate 435 in the Northland while he was naked on an ATV has been charged with burglary and tampering, according to Clay County prosecutors.

Johnathon A. Menth, 27, of Excelsior Springs also faces charges of property damage and sexual misconduct in connection with the incident, part of which was captured on video that has been viewed more than 2.3 million times on Facebook.

But some elements of the incident, including the reason why Menth had no clothes on, remain a mystery. A statement taken by a Kansas City police detective records Menth's explanation that he was high on drugs, "freaked out" when surrounded by police and was in "flight mode."   ...

Read more at Kansas City Star

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1291 on: February 27, 2018, 01:41:46 pm »
Man Force-Fed Goat Cocaine And Booze, Cops Say
Jailed for animal cruelty, perp faces boot from U.S.

FEBRURY 16--A horse trainer is locked up on a felony animal cruelty charge after Georgia cops obtained video showing him force-feeding a goat cocaine and whiskey.

Deputies with the Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office yesterday arrested Sergio Palomares-Guzman, 28, at the farm in the city of Grayson where he lives and works.

Pictured at right, Palomares-Guzman is being held in the county jail in lieu of $11,200 bond. However, he is also subject to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainer, apparently due to his status as an alien.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/goat-abuse-case-013907

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Maybe that was how he seduced goats back home,and the poor,innocent immigrant just didn't know the rules are different here?
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1292 on: February 27, 2018, 01:42:44 pm »
Man Force-Fed Goat Cocaine And Booze, Cops Say
Jailed for animal cruelty, perp faces boot from U.S.

FEBRURY 16--A horse trainer is locked up on a felony animal cruelty charge after Georgia cops obtained video showing him force-feeding a goat cocaine and whiskey.

Deputies with the Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Office yesterday arrested Sergio Palomares-Guzman, 28, at the farm in the city of Grayson where he lives and works.

Pictured at right, Palomares-Guzman is being held in the county jail in lieu of $11,200 bond. However, he is also subject to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainer, apparently due to his status as an alien.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/goat-abuse-case-013907
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1293 on: March 08, 2018, 09:59:32 am »
Australian Teen Left Disabled For Life After Swallowing Slug As Dare
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The mother of a former Australian rugby player, who was paralyzed after swallowing a slug on a challenge at a birthday party, is fighting the administration after they essentially cut his advantages for medicinal care, reports said Wednesday.

Sam Ballard, 19 years old at the time, ate a garden slug at a 2010 birthday party that everybody at first thought was safe and harmless, however later caused the high schooler to become paralyzed and unable to convey or care for himself.

The slug, which Ballard swallowed, was carrying an uncommon disease called "Angiostrongyliasis," otherwise called rodent lungworm. Slugs usually secure the parasite when they ingest defecation from contaminated rats, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).   ...

Reports recently said that Ballard’s insurance benefits package from Australia's National Disability Insurance Scheme was recently cut down from 492,000 Australian dollars ($383,700) to about AU$135,000 ($105,000).  ...

After the administration cut down on Ballard’s benefits, the officials did not call or disclose to the teen’s mother that the financing was cut but allegedly sent her an instant message suggesting her to look into her child’s record for his most recent subsidizing result, which ultimately revealed the reduction.   ... IBT via MSN

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1294 on: March 08, 2018, 10:23:29 am »
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Hartford Police Say Man Drove Stolen Car to Court To Face Stolen Car Charge

A Hartford man due in court to answer a charge of stealing a car apparently stole a car to get to court, police said.

Jonathan Rivera, 25, was at Superior Court in Hartford on Wednesday to answer a charge of first-degree larceny and tampering with a motor vehicle involving the theft of a car in Hartford on Feb. 17.

As he waited to appear before a judge, Hartford Parking Authority agents scanning license plates for parking violators got a hit on a white 2014 Subaru Legacy parked near the courthouse. The license plates had been reported stolen and the car itself had been stolen from Newington because a key fob was left in it, police said....

http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-br-hartford-stolen-car-to-court-0308-story.html

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1295 on: March 08, 2018, 01:07:45 pm »
Like the DUI defendants who show up for court drunk, I suppose.
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« Reply #1296 on: March 08, 2018, 02:04:44 pm »


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Some people just ain't happy unless they are feeling sorry for themselves.
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« Reply #1297 on: March 08, 2018, 02:48:05 pm »
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Some people just ain't happy unless they are feeling sorry for themselves.

True statement,  Pete.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1298 on: March 14, 2018, 09:51:30 am »
Man hurt while using garden hose to rappel from Huntington parking garage

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Posted: Mon 4:02 PM, Mar 12, 2018

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) - A man was hurt after police say he tried to rappel with a garden hose from the third floor of a parking garage in downtown Huntington.

Christopher Sowards fell onto the alley near the parking garage at the intersection of 3rd Avenue and 8th Street – just across from the Big Sandy Superstore Arena. It happened Sunday night.

Interim Huntington Police Department Chief Hank Dial says Sowards also is a suspect, saying he broke into two vehicles in the parking garage.  ...   Rest of story
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #1299 on: March 22, 2018, 07:22:23 pm »
Oklahoma mother will go to jail for marrying her daughter
15 March 2018
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43418891


The mother and daughter married in 2016

An Oklahoma mother who married her daughter after the pair "hit it off" has been sentenced to two years in prison.

Patricia Ann Spann, 45, pleaded guilty to the felony offence of incest and admitted wedding her biological daughter, Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, 26.

The mother lost custody of her children and reunited with her daughter in 2014.

The two married in March 2016 after same-sex marriage became legal in the state.

Investigators later discovered Patricia Ann Spann had previously wed her son.

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