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Offline Machiavelli

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2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
« on: May 09, 2014, 12:42:47 pm »
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Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 01:01:27 pm »
Quote from: Machiavelli on May 09, 2014, 12:42:47 pm
This year's NFL draft picks include Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard.

No, I'm not pulling your leg. Those are real names:

Green Bay Packers select Ha Ha Clinton-Dix No. 21 overall in the 2014 NFL draft

Cincinnati Bengals select Darqueze Dennard No. 24 overall in the 2014 NFL draft

Those Key & Peele parodies aren't that much of an exaggeration:


East/West College Bowl - Key & Peele


East/West College Bowl 2 - Key & Peele

Ha Ha is the nick for Ha'Sean.  Just sayin'.
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Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2014, 01:10:12 pm »
Quote from: Lando Lincoln on May 09, 2014, 01:01:27 pm
Ha Ha is the nick for Ha'Sean.  Just sayin'.

I know. I made a correction - and an addition.
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Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2014, 02:11:18 pm »
Let's not forget that the "first draft choice" of the American people was Barack Hussein Obama.
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Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2014, 02:12:50 pm »
I can't wait to see him walking away from a very pancaked Russell Wilson, going "HA HA!" in Seattle during the season opener.

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Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2014, 02:25:34 pm »
Quote from: massadvj on May 09, 2014, 02:11:18 pm
Let's not forget that the "first draft choice" of the American people was Barack Hussein Obama.
You really had to mention that steaming pile of shit in a football thread? Really?
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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders (Note: Mattis did NOT say "BLEEP". He threw the F Bomb)

I didn't enlist in the Corps just to watch my country become a Third World Communist Shit-hole. Don't know anyone who did.
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