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How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« on: March 19, 2014, 10:10:24 pm »
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 10:25:40 pm »
One year - Dangggg! You made it a lot further than the rest of us!

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 10:26:11 pm »
One year
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 10:27:18 pm »
I could have made it further but I have to bathe everyday...lol
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 10:33:47 pm »
That is a disadvantage.

Zombies stink. The sense of smell is the first one used, so is likely to be the last to go as they rot. They'll smell the soap.
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2014, 10:37:00 pm »




One year - Dangggg! You made it a lot further than the rest of us!
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2014, 10:38:41 pm »
Quote from: mystery-ak on March 19, 2014, 10:27:18 pm
I could have made it further but I have to bathe everyday...lol

I made it to one year, and I chose showering everyday.   :patriot:
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2014, 10:38:57 pm »
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Until the end! - Congrats! You're a fighter and clearly know what it takes to survive!
Locked and loaded!

Line 'em up!

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2014, 10:40:06 pm »
Quote from: EC on March 19, 2014, 10:33:47 pm
That is a disadvantage.

Zombies stink. The sense of smell is the first one used, so is likely to be the last to go as they rot. They'll smell the soap.

Been around enough Hippies to know that! HA!  :beer:
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2014, 10:43:28 pm »
Quote from: DCPatriot on March 19, 2014, 10:38:41 pm
I made it to one year, and I chose showering everyday.   :patriot:

Hmmm...must have been something else then...
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2014, 10:51:24 pm »
I made it a year and I shower twice a day!
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2014, 10:52:01 pm »
Somebody has got to step it up! I don't want to be the last man standing!   :beer:
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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2014, 10:56:50 pm »
Quote from: Howie66 on March 19, 2014, 10:52:01 pm
Somebody has got to step it up! I don't want to be the last man standing!   :beer:

 :beer:

Until the end could be taken in two ways. You could be the last human standing. Or the last zombie standing.
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 10:58:46 pm »
Which does remind me -

What is the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Hide in the Democratic convention. The zombies will starve before they find you.
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2014, 11:07:39 pm »
Quote from: EC on March 19, 2014, 10:56:50 pm
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Until the end could be taken in two ways. You could be the last human standing. Or the last zombie standing.

The way my mind works....I'll piss on the carcass of the last f*ckin Zombie.

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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2014, 11:09:45 pm »
Quote from: EC on March 19, 2014, 10:58:46 pm
Which does remind me -

What is the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Hide in the Democratic convention. The zombies will starve before they find you.

Zombies....RATs....what's the difference? They both stink to high heaven and they move with little or no purpose except to feed off of the living producers.
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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2014, 11:41:32 pm »
Ammo......you can never have too much ammo........

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2014, 12:06:41 am »
Quote from: Chieftain on March 19, 2014, 11:41:32 pm
Ammo......you can never have too much ammo........

 :smokin:

Funny. Was just telling the wife that, today.  :beer:
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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2014, 12:16:10 am »
Quote from: Howie66 on March 19, 2014, 10:52:01 pm
Somebody has got to step it up! I don't want to be the last man standing!   :beer:


Yeah....you could be the guy Donald Sutherland is pointing at......at the end of the movie.   :laugh:
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2014, 01:00:52 am »
Heh.

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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2014, 01:03:39 am »
Six months - I'm honestly proud of you.   ***evilkitty
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2014, 01:12:27 am »
Quote from: EC on March 19, 2014, 10:58:46 pm
Which does remind me -

What is the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Hide in the Democratic convention. The zombies will starve before they find you.

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One year for m'self
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Re: How Long Would You Survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2014, 01:13:54 am »
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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders (Note: Mattis did NOT say "BLEEP". He threw the F Bomb)

I didn't enlist in the Corps just to watch my country become a Third World Communist Shit-hole. Don't know anyone who did.
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