HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

[flowers]

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5.. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'YES'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

 

[massadvj]

Make sure you turn up the volume on your computer so you can hear that crumpling paper sound as Barack OPapaDoc is smooshed into a useless wad and forgotten.

[WAYNE]

 

[Right_in_Virginia]

LOVE IT!