Author Topic: The Official TBR Silliness Thread: 2013-2016 (Read 124238 times)

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:19:43 pm »

Two roosters don't make a chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9l_a43YLM

andy58-in-nh · « **Reply #27 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:50:06 pm »

Quote from: Cincinnatus on July 29, 2013, 07:19:43 pm

Two roosters don't make a chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9l_a43YLM

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #28 on:** July 29, 2013, 08:02:23 pm »

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN:"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN:"Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

ABX · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:50:44 am »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #30 on:** July 30, 2013, 09:41:17 pm »

flowers · « **Reply #31 on:** July 31, 2013, 09:35:28 pm »

Buckwheat Turns Muslim?

It is becoming a very scary world out there. Another Famous American converts to Islam... It was announced today that Buckwheat Of Our Gang (1950s) fame, Has converted To The Muslim faithand changed his name to: Kareem of Wheat...I just hope he doesn't become a cereal killer!

flowers · « **Reply #32 on:** July 31, 2013, 09:44:03 pm »

Solution to the problem in Egypt :
They want a new Muslim leader;
Give them ours.

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #33 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:02:08 pm »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2013, 07:25:49 pm »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #35 on:** August 08, 2013, 09:01:10 pm »

ABX · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:52:41 am »

This is creepy, if you fuse Hillary Clinton and Barry Obama, it looks a lot like Paula Deen minus the hair.

Formerly Once-Ler · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2013, 03:41:57 am »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #38 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:57:20 am »

Secret photo reveals how Disney was able to acquire LucasFilms.

ABX · « **Reply #39 on:** August 20, 2013, 01:34:16 am »

alicewonders · « **Reply #40 on:** August 20, 2013, 01:45:09 am »

At first I thought that Chris Christie had turned into a California Raisin!

ABX · « **Reply #41 on:** August 20, 2013, 03:49:05 am »

ABX · « **Reply #42 on:** August 21, 2013, 02:21:36 am »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #43 on:** August 21, 2013, 05:45:51 am »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #44 on:** August 24, 2013, 07:12:01 pm »

Hmmm. I kinda wonder if this really is silly.

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #45 on:** August 25, 2013, 06:59:40 pm »

Once again I am not sure this is all that silly.

Olivia · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2013, 07:40:35 pm »

Olivia · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2013, 07:41:41 pm »

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #48 on:** August 28, 2013, 09:01:12 pm »

Words of wisdom from a FB friend (who even now is probably explaining herself to the Secret Service)

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The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency. It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

Old Proverb: If you give a man a fish you will feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime!

New Obama Proverb: If you give a man hope of getting a job, he will vote Democrat for a year! If you give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, free internet, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free health care and free medicine...He will vote Democrat the rest of his life and several more times after he's dead.

Cincinnatus · « **Reply #49 on:** August 29, 2013, 08:08:47 pm »