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Offline Cincinnatus

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Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« on: June 26, 2013, 01:33:02 am »
Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex

JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.

A report on an unusual crime designed to keep everyone well informed. No informed comment seems possible (or necessary).

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couch-sex-guilty-plea-657302

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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2013, 05:55:50 am »
It's not his fault. It was a "love seat".
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2013, 06:48:05 am »
The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--“had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

Typical.  They always blame the guy.  What about that sofa standing out at the curb with its cushions hanging out like some floozy?  Huh? 
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Re: Wisconsin Man Pleads Guilty To Couch Sex
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2013, 07:25:31 am »
Quote from: massadvj on June 26, 2013, 06:48:05 am
The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--“had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

Typical.  They always blame the guy.  What about that sofa standing out at the curb with its cushions hanging out like some floozy?  Huh?



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