Porky Pig says: "Th-th-th-Thursday th-th-thank-yous, Pookie! ;D
As we turn to the world of "Lord of the Ring" for answers:

Ugh. That was grim. Time to lighten things up a bit:


And finally, a return to reality. Where we check in with our Border Czar:

Not looking good. It may be time to change a certain line in our our Pledge of Allegiance to read, "One CONTINENT Under God..."
Seeya tomorrow for TGIF toons! /salute