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Today's Toons 8/8/24
« on: August 08, 2024, 06:35:37 am »


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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2024, 06:42:38 am »
Thank you Pookie
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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2024, 07:02:06 am »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2024, 07:39:59 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Hallelujah Amen”

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2024, 07:44:47 am »
Porky Pig says: "Th-th-th-Thursday th-th-thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

As we turn to the world of "Lord of the Ring" for answers:



Ugh. That was grim. Time to lighten things up a bit:  22chief



And finally, a return to reality. Where we check in with our Border Czar:



Not looking good. It may be time to change a certain line in our our Pledge of Allegiance to read, "One CONTINENT Under God..."

Seeya tomorrow for TGIF toons! /salute
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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2024, 07:50:18 am »
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Deb!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2024, 07:52:29 am »
Porky Pig says: "Th-th-th-Thursday th-th-thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

As we turn to the world of "Lord of the Ring" for answers:



Ugh. That was grim. Time to lighten things up a bit:  22chief



And finally, a return to reality. Where we check in with our Border Czar:



Not looking good. It may be time to change a certain line in our our Pledge of Allegiance to read, "One CONTINENT Under God..."

Seeya tomorrow for TGIF toons! /salute

You're welcome, as always & thanks, Scott!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2024, 08:02:39 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2024, 09:38:52 am »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2024, 09:43:26 am »
G'day, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2024, 10:24:10 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2024, 11:33:40 am »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2024, 01:15:44 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/8/24
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2024, 01:16:06 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!