Well, that may be true. But don't forget that the brightest star in the sky is Sirius in the constellation Canis Major. Sirius is also called the Dog Star or the Greater Dog Star. So, keep that in mind too.
Ah, the Purina diet.
Standing in line at Wal mart, I was buying two 40 # bags of dog food. The Lady behind me asked, as we waited, what kind of dog I had.
I replied that No, I didn't have a dog - that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, She asked : "Did you end up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned you?"
I said: No not at all; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my ass and a car hit me.
