NFL Live Thread Week 11
Thursday, Nov. 17
8:25 p.m. ET Saints at Panthers
Sunday, Nov. 20
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Browns
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Cowboys
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Lions
1 p.m. ET Titans at Colts
1 p.m. ET Bills at Bengals
1 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chiefs
1 p.m. ET Bears at Giants
1 p.m. ET Cardinals at Vikings
4:05 p.m. ET Dolphins at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at 49ers
4:25 p.m. ET Eagles at Seahawks
8:30 p.m. ET Packers at Redskins
Monday, Nov. 21
8:30 p.m. ET Texans at Raiders
Bye week: Falcons, Broncos, Jets, Chargers
Yes, it is Week 11, sportsfan, and my always perfect picks...
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are as follows:
Thursday Night Feetball will see the Ain'ts add another nail in Cam's Cittycats season--
In regular Sunday action Big Ben's Stoolers finally get a win over the Brownstains--
My streaking Boys will add win number nine over Crab City's Dark Byrds--
The Loinchops root out a victory ovber the Jag-Offs--
Allegra's Old Earlers beat the Luck out of the Ponies from Indy--
TCU North show no respect for King Rex and his Buffalo Wings--
My Old Dallas Texans will kick off some Bucking Ears--
I wish Imp's Bears would give them Jersey Jints a game, but they won't--
Yet Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards do give the Viqueens a proper Viking Burial minus the water and boat--
LA's Ewes get a new shepherd, The Goeffinater, but the Phins almost twist his nater in two--
Gadzooks, big-- Can your Patty cheaters find a way to get by the Soapy 9ers?
I expect the Seahags to do my Boys a solid and kick the Iggles tailfeather into next Tuesday--
Likewise, big Packer Wackers can do the same by smacking down the Deadskins--
Monday Night I fear Allegra's Texicans will not slip by Seven's Waiders--
On the Bye & Bye this week, the Falcons, Broncos, Jets & Chargers have it their own way--
Bend? Bendy-- Why do you never pick games in the real NFL...
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The National Fastfood League?
You cannot...
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be serious, Colonel?
Hey, Bend, my boys are players just as much as your Dallas Cowboys...
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and we're finger lickin' good!
Your team just lost 99 to nothing...
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last week to the Hooterettes--
Well, Bendy...
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you know why we lost--
Look at that front seven...
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they have:
And that fantastic foursome...
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in the backfield!
No wonder...
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we lost.
That 99 to zip loss is nothing...
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compared to the whipping Chicken Express is going to lay on those whimps you call players!
No way my boys are losing...
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to your rubber chickens!
Okay, okay! I'll pick--...
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I'll pick the Colonels's lads to win--
Now, that's picking...
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Bendy, old sport!
Gadzooks-- What will I be...
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picking next?
Bendy-- Look, I coached the Boys to two Super Bowls...
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so make a pick for my team--
I got the Miami franchise...
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for the Jimmy legs!
Get your picks in and pick us to win...
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or we're coming to you place and pluck you up good!