40 years 
of marriage.. 
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic 
little restaurant. 
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. 
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married 
couple and for being loving to each other for 
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' 
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world 
with my darling husband.' 
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two 
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her 
hands. 
The husband thought for a moment: 
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an 
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm 
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 
years younger than me.' 
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, 
but a wish is a wish.! 
So the fairy waved her magic wand and 
poof!... 
The husband became 92 years old. 
The moral of this story: 
Men who are ungrateful bastards should 
remember fairies are female.....