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40 Years Of Marriage
« on: Thursday, Aug 22, 2013 05:47 pm »
40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember fairies are female.....

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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #1 on: Thursday, Aug 22, 2013 06:21 pm »
Thanks.....needed that.  :beer:
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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #2 on: Friday, Aug 23, 2013 05:17 am »
Democrat Party...the Party of Infanticide

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"
Mark Twain


“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”
-Matthew 6:34


Smokin Joe: Stupid people vote. If you have enough of them, you don’t need to steal an election

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Re: 40 Years Of Marriage
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, Aug 27, 2013 09:52 am »
..."fairies are female"."

Never been to Fire Island, have you.  :whistle:
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