LOL. This is our first Christmas with the dog, although we've had a cat for past Christmas. My wife is terrified that the dog will eat her ornaments. She delayed decorating the tree, and when she finally did, it looks like this:
Hah, the bad part with my dog is that he's short tailed, so he purposely has to back himself up against things to thump them with his tail. We knew he liked thumping doors and the curtains in the bedroom, but the tree is new this year.
With our first Shorthair we came home one evening and found a glass ball crashed on the floor at the front door. I checked his mouth for cuts and discovered the red paint from the ornament stuck all over his teeth. So he pulled it off to play with it and probably had a grand time flinging it around the room for himself until it hit the tile at the front door and broke.