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Before the smoking Nazis got their way, I used to walk the elderly outside so they could smoke. That is one of the few luxuries they had left, until self-righteous arseholes butted into personal lives.
One year, I bought a couple case of NA beer on St. Patrick's Day and put it in green plastic cups. It was a hit! Nothing like a beer and cig for those old folks!