Here's to make up for taking the weekend off.
Uri Geller was this illusionist/magician whose signature schtick was allegedly bending spoons. At the behest of militant atheist James Randi, Geller ended up getting exposed as a con in the 1970s on
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. He also fashioned himself as some sort of avant-garde poet, and he compiled some of his poetry into an album in 1977.
For another level of strangeness, I note that this song is also available in Japanese.
Ladies and gentlemen of the Briefing Room, I present to the Jukebox from Hell Uri Geller's "I Cannot Answer You."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJUtH0A-QQ