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Yesterday, a tribal leader in New Guinea said he hated the Bidens so his wife told him to try the potatoes.

The White House faced new polling numbers last week showing that President Biden is trailing Donald Trump in the crucial Swing States in the presidential polls. Joe did receive one bit of good news. New bumper stickers are popping up on cars all over New Guinea that say Biden for Dinner 2024.

Jussie Smollett just said his uncle was eaten by two white cannibals wearing MAGA hats. They were shouting Boca Raton is MAGA Country!

Joe Biden clarified his claim that his uncle was eaten by cannibals. He meant to say Bill Clinton was eaten by interns.

Passover was celebrated at Columbia University today by student street protestors singing Springtime for Hitler in Germany.

President Biden celebrated Earth Day on Monday by laying out his Green New Deal proposals in an impassioned speech to environmental activists. The president chose to deliver his speech in a Virginia forest. It's where Joe's great-grandfather was captured and eaten by the Confederates in 1863.

Columbia has a new fight song. Death to America after You Pay Off My Student Loan!

New Guinea tribes insulted when told they ate a Biden. They said you'd have to eat a skunk to get the taste out of your mouth.

Passover is celebrated worldwide this week marking the deliverance of the Israelites from Egypt in ancient times. It's celebrated differently worldwide. In America, Jewish parents observed Passover by saying they will pass over the Ivy League for their children's college education starting next semester.

Democrats need to stop referring to Donald Trump as Hitler or he's going to carry the Ivy League.

Secret Service agent protecting Kamala Harris completely snapped and got into a fight with other agents in the car. He heard that laugh one too many times.

New York Judge Juan Merchan finished impaneling the Trump hush money trial jury Friday with the addition of six alternate jurors accepted. Some prospective jurors were excused after they admitted they were so anti-Trump they were unable to be objective. FBI agents are nothing if not honest.

The DNC announced that Steven Spielberg will tell Joe Biden's story at the Democratic Convention. He shot six Jurassic Park movies preparing for just this moment.

At the WH Correspondence Dinner, the attendees wolfed down 600 steaks 500 lobsters 800 baked potatoes 1,000 ears of corn and Uncle Bosey is missing.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted Monday she has no idea how much of the anti-Israel protests President Biden sees on TV. I don't know how he could miss seeing the situation. Today Russia and Ukraine jointly offered to send peacekeeping troops to Columbia University.

-- Argus Hamilton