April 25, 2024
Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, accuses Trump of looking ‘terrible’
By Olivia Murray
“If you look at Trump physically right now, he looks terrible,” said the wildebeest of New Jersey who left the all-you-can-eat buffet line (with FUPA in tow) long enough to plop himself in an oversized chair on a stage before a progressive audience at the University of Chicago, where he spent the better part of his allotted time fixated on the former president. (FUPA refers to the Front Upper Pubic Area, or that fanny pack of blubber nestled on Chris Christie’s lap.)
Here’s a video clip of that moment, because the irony is just unreal:
https://twitter.com/Jules31415/status/1783205765492453551