Today's Toons 4/15/24

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

P. Diddy's powerful friends whom he secretly videotaped with underage girls don't know what to do with him. Hillary can't possibly fit him in until Tuesday.

Jill Biden is writing a book about the White House cat. Stephen King has already written a book about the White House dog.

Scientists say an asteroid will pass perilously close to the Earth in 2029. Progressives warn that only an asteroid tax can save us now.

I'm concerned. I went to the mall today and there's now an American flag hanging over the entrance to Banana Republic.

President Biden enjoyed the biggest political fundraiser show in history Thursday in New York City where donors paid a total of twenty-five million dollars for Biden's re-election campaign. The venue was the Radio City Music Hall. The show included Bill Clinton and fifty very frightened Rockettes.

The Baltimore Sun suggested that the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge be renamed after an African American since Key had owned slaves. For the sake of compromise, maybe they should rename the bridge after P. Diddy. He's African American, he wrote famous songs and he owned slaves.

Bobby Kennedy's VP running mate announcement isn't the only Independent candidate news this week. A Texas man hoping to be elected president just legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else. Today Literally Anybody Else announced his running mate, I'll Be Around If He Croaks.

The NTSB ruled out terrorism when a ship hit a bridge, collapsing it on live TV Tuesday. The media reacted in perfect sync. CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS and ABC went dark for a minute while a printed announcement told viewers to please stand by while we figure out a way to blame this on Trump.

Pressure mounting to rename the Francis Scott Key bridge. They're also thinking of leaving the wreckage in the water and naming it the United States of America.

President Biden’s re-election campaign roared into high gear on Friday with a huge Manhattan fundraising gala. Also, in an effort by the Biden team to reach out to families, Jill Biden is writing a book about the White House cat. Stephen King has already written a book about the White House dog.

President Biden visits Baltimore Friday to view what's left of the Francis Scott Key Bridge and has vowed to rebuild it. The administration's inspectors cleared up what caused the disaster. The bridge collapse was the direct result of climate change and the January 6th attempt to overthrow our democracy.

Trump's hush money Judge Merchan gagged him to keep him from criticizing his adult daughter who's a Democratic operative raising money for the party off the trial. Don't you love it? Whenever Judge Merchan enters the courtroom, all rise for the singing of, Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport!

President Biden came to Baltimore to inspect the bridge that was destroyed last week when it was struck by a cargo container ship. Joe Biden's signature policy is under fire. Shipping companies may drop their DEI rules that require them to hire cross-eyed pilots for cargo container ships.

The Wall Street Journal warned that New York's place as the financial capital of the world could be threatened by an exodus of businesses scared off by crime, taxes, regulations and threat of assets seizure. There is one new building sign on 5th Avenue that went up Monday. It reads Still Trump Tower.

Donald Trump raised the $175 million bond to appeal his business fraud conviction in N.Y. It saved his New York properties from seizure by NY Attorney General Letitia James. She was photographed hours later seething and glaring at the camera in her office beneath her degree from Acme Law School.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Hoodat]

A merry top of the morning to ya, Mr. Pookie.  Thank you for your vigilance.

[pookie18]

A merry top of the morning to ya, Mr. Pookie.  Thank you for your vigilance.

Mornin' & you're welcome, Hoodat!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

Happy Tax Day.

[Gefn]

Thank you Pookie

[deb]

Thanks, Pookie! Happy Monday.

[scottfreitas]

Monday mornin' tax-filin'-deadline thanks, Pookie! ;D

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

Happy Tax Day.

My pleasure & thanks for the oxymoron, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Gefn!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie! Happy Monday.

My pleasure, as ever, Deb! Another oxymoron...

[pookie18]

Monday mornin' tax-filin'-deadline thanks, Pookie! ;D

You're welcome, Scott!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

[ricebug]

G'day, Pookie!

[pookie18]

G'day, Pookie!

Mornin', Ricebug!