Today's Toons 2/12/24

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Biden backs out of Super Bowl interview. The White House was afraid he'd make too many Mickey Mantle references.

President Biden will visit East Palestine, Ohio, a year after a Norfolk Southern derailment. It spilled chemicals into the town's ground water supply. President Biden says he favors a two state solution that will give East Palestine to the Palestinians while West Palestine remains the State of Israel.

President Biden paid a quiet visit to Southern California where he attended Democratic Party fundraisers in Los Angeles and went to dinner with his son Hunter to celebrate Hunter's birthday. He just turned 53. If you'd like to send Hunter a birthday present he’s registered at Crack Whore Barrel.

The White House confirmed President Biden turned down the traditional Super Bowl pre-game three-minute interview with CBS. The game has gotten under his skin a little bit. Joe is reportedly upset that the pre-game odds heavily favor the Razor Wires to defeat the Future Democrats.

The Super Bowl will air on CBS Sunday and the media frenzy surrounding the celebrity pairing of Taylor and Travis could help produce the highest TV ratings in Super Bowl history. Travis Kelce dates Taylor Swift and he endorses Pfizer's Covid vaccine. Either way he's going to get his heart broken.

Biden's press conference last night was painful to watch. Only Harvard has more diminished faculties.

When the Special Counsel said Joe couldn't remember when his son Beau died, Joe had a two-word response. Beau who?

The hastily called Thursday press conference was so damaging to Joe it had be Kamala's idea.

January 06, 2021. A date that will live in hyperbole.

Ohio passed a law banning trans-gender women from participating in women's sports in Ohio schools and colleges. The next day, trans-gender swimmer Lia Thomas filed a suit against the U.S. Olympic Committee to be allowed to swim on the U.S. Women's Olympic swimming team. That took balls.

You have to applaud E. Jean Carroll for being one of the few people to get rich in Joe Biden's economy.

Vogue says fashion houses will offer red-hot vintage clothing lines from the past in 2024. Hide your eyes. Baby Boomers can't believe we wore bell bottoms, Gen Xers can't believe they wore cargo pants, Millennials can't believe they wore skinny jeans and Gen Z can't believe they cut off their penises.

The Department of Education reports illiteracy rates in the U.S. have been rising steadily since 1975 and that 130 million Americans now read below the 6th grade level. It's worse in Southern states. The illiteracy rate in South Carolina is so high that Nikki Haley can't read the writing on the wall.

Donald Trump spoke to his voters and embraced his political supporters onstage after winning the New Hampshire primary Tuesday. MSNBC halted all coverage after the opening of Trump's speech and didn't let one word get through to America. MSNBC should be put in charge of the border.

USA Today reports House probes revealed Hunter Biden was paid $1.5 million for his paintings from donors on top of $20 million he brought into the Biden family from foreign sources. It was a mistake when his parents named him Hunter. It's obvious by now they should have named him Gatherer.

Today, President Biden congratulated Taylor Swift for making it to the Super Bowl.

CBS News says a huge convoy of big rig truckers supporting Texas that calls itself God's Army is driving across the South to help Texas with the invasion of migrants. They call themselves God's Army for a good reason. The illegals will still come but they'll be given the option of baptism in the river.

The Washington Examiner published a story about President Biden's 2024 re-election strategy which included campaign aides approaching Taylor Swift for her support. I can see how endorsing Biden benefits her career. At the very least Taylor ends up with a new song about her poor taste in men.

Good news in the polls for Biden today. He beats out brussels sprouts as America's least favorite vegetable.

The Washington Post says the Democratic National Committee is planning a spring fundraiser in Washington, D.C. starring three Democratic presidents. I want to see that. Imagine seeing on one stage standing together Joe Biden, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton — Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, Jimino!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

[Cyber Liberty]

Yaaay!  Monday, the bringer of Pookie Toons and Argus Extras!!!!

[ricebug]

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[pookie18]

G'day, Pookie!

Evenin', Ricebug!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!