You've provided a simplistic, snarky (perhaps Jewish) "explanation" for what has always been referred to by Christendom as "the mystery of the Trinity".
It misrepresents the entirety of the teachings of the New Testament regarding the nature and status of God.
So... was there a point to it? Or did you just want to remind us why listening to non-Christians trying to explain how Christianity works is always an eye-rolling waste of time?