Today's Toons 10/9/23

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:


Today's ABC News poll has Donald Trump ahead of Joe Biden by ten points, three indictments and one impeachment inquiry.


Homeland Security's Alejandro Mayorkas visited the Mexican border Saturday. We've got the world's biggest traffic jam in Eagle Pass, Texas. Thousands of people who are fleeing socialism in Venezuela are colliding head-on into tens of thousands of people who are fleeing socialism in America.


ABC News released a nationwide survey of likely voters Sunday which stunned the Washington D.C. Establishment, revealing that Donald Trump is leading President Biden by ten points. Joe now wants his impeachment investigation to speed up. He feels some indictments might help him in the polls.


The UN General Assembly held its annual opening week which the NYPD calls Hooker Super Bowl Week. The diplomats can't be arrested. Prostitution is illegal in the U.S. because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anybody out-performing them.


The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday that gas prices in Southern California soared all the way to seven dollars a gallon, dismaying motorists. They're trying to make it up to us. Gas prices in Los Angeles are so high that fuel dealerships are cutting their product with Fentanyl to give it extra kick.


Hunter Biden, it was reported Tuesday, plans to plead not guilty to federal charges that he lied on his gun application. I'm far more interested in his IRS charges. If Hunter can prove that hookers and a sex club membership are legitimate business deductions, he's a shoo-in for the Medal of Freedom.


Bill Gates bought one hundred million dollars in Budweiser stock Friday despite its disastrous transgender marketing campaign last spring. He's no stranger to the wild side. Bud Light welcomed Bill Gates's one hundred million dollar investment Friday with limited edition Jeffrey Epstein beer cans.


Justin Trudeau apologized for Canada's parliament Friday honoring and applauding a 98-year-old Ukrainian officer. They didn't know he fought for a Nazi SS unit in World War II. Trudeau says if reporters don't stop writing about it he's going to put them in a camp until they learn to think correctly.


Trump leading Biden by 10 points and surging. The only hope Democrats have is if Dylan Mulvaney endorses Trump.


The DOJ followed President Biden's suggestion and is now investigating Elon Musk's overseas business. He has a Tesla factory in China and Ukraine uses his Space X satellite. If found guilty of crooked dealings involving Ukraine and China, Elon could get four-to-eight years in the White House.


Joe Biden on UAW picket line wearing work boots. Politicians give them to each other on Labor Day aa gag gifts.


The House Oversight Committee holds its first impeachment inquiry Thursday to try to show that Joe used Hunter to influence-peddle to enrich his family. It’s exasperating. For decades everyone in D.C. said Joe doesn’t know anything and now that Joe says he didn’t know anything, nobody believes him.


President Biden wound up his western swing in Phoenix Thursday by meeting with Democratic activists. He refused to stop in Eagle Pass, Texas, and witness the border invasion for himself. I can remember when Shall We Gather at the River was a gospel hymn and not Venezuela's national anthem.


Forget all the dog bites, the White House needs Commander there to blame for the urine stains on the Oval Office carpet.


Biden hurried home last weekend after learning that inside the jackets in the closet is the first place they look.


The New York Post reported on Tuesday that President Biden's two-year-old German Shepherd named Commander bit a Secret Service agent Monday. It was the eleventh time the dog bit someone in the White House. It definitely sounds like the dog is finding the cocaine before the Secret Service does.


President Biden flew to Detroit Tuesday where he stumbled and almost fell down the stairs while exiting Air Force One on the short stairs in the back of the plane. He went there to walk the picket line with autoworkers. He told the story about the days he worked on the assembly line with Henry Ford.


Brotherhood on display in Philly. I saw white guy, a black guy & a Hispanic guy and they were carrying a flat screen together.


-- Argus Hamilton




(Thank you, Reagan_Fanatic)

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, Jimino!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!  I hope you had a GREAT weekend!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!  I hope you had a GREAT weekend!

My pleasure, as ever & thanks, CL!

[ricebug]

G'day, Pookie!

[pookie18]

G'day, Pookie!

Mornin', Ricebug!