Today's Toons 9/25/23

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President Biden took heat in the media Monday for spending a day overseas rather than fly back to New York for the Twin Towers ceremony. Maybe it's just as well he wasn't there. When Joe gets misty eyed talking about 9-11 you never know if he's talking about the terrorist attack or his old Porsche.


House Republicans vowed to shut down the U.S. government if House Democrats don't agree to spending cuts. Both parties can afford to be brave. If they can't reach a budget deal and the U.S. government shuts down, Members of Congress still get paid under the Americans with No Abilities Act.


President Biden was in India for a G-20 Summit Saturday and backed a railroad extending from India that'd run all the way to the Mediterranean. It took him a few hours to get his bearings in India. When the Air Force One pilot announced they had arrived in New Delhi, Joe asked for a pastrami on rye.


If the US government is shut down by Congress, tens of thousands of federal workers will have to stop not working.


The FDA approved a new Covid vaccine today. The Biden campaign calls it an in-kind contribution.


President Biden had a bizarre press conference in Vietnam Sunday that alarmed Democrats. He rambled about John Wayne, Indians and dog faced pony soldiers. Democrats are alarmed because right now Biden's approval ratings are hovering somewhere in between Hurricane Lee and Long Covid.


Donald Trump asked the DC judge handling his election meddling case to step aside due to past statements she made in court. She'd called Jan 6 a violent attempt to overthrow the U.S. due to blind loyalty to one person. I think he'd get a fairer trial from a tribunal consisting of the Women of the View.


MSNBC's Joe Scarborough said one hundred percent of Democrats in Washington say off-the-record that Biden needs to step aside. It sounds like the establishment is trying to railroad Biden without consulting the rest of the country. Age is unimportant to many Democratic voters, who are dead.


Washington Post reporter and longtime voice of the Establishment and intel community David Ignatius called for Biden to step aside. The CIA and the FBI risk major damage from impeachment revelations. We know this much, if Joe disobeys, they'll have NO trouble making it look like an accident.


The Washington Post called on Biden not to run in 2024 Wednesday and said Kamala Harris should also step aside. She had just told an interviewer last week that she's ready to take over as president. In the meantime, Kamala has been instructed to stop answering every phone call saying, is he dead yet?


Dog World announced Tuesday that the annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show sponsored by Purina will be held in Billie Jean King Tennis Stadium in Flushing Meadow next May. I myself bought a guard dog Tuesday but it's useless, it keeps letting everyone in. It's an American Border Collie.


President Biden caught a lot of heat in the media Monday for not appearing at a September 11th ceremony. They're held in New York, Pennsylvania and at the Pentagon. But seriously, did anyone think Joe Biden's staff was going to allow him to speak at a gathering where the theme is Never Forget?


A CIA whistleblower told Congress Tuesday CIA analysts studying origins of Covid three years ago received bribes to conclude they couldn't ascertain where the virus originated. You can still get canceled for mocking the pandemic. Oh wait, I've got to get the door, a black van just pulled up outside.


President Biden gave a speech in Maryland Thursday where he contrasted his economic policies favorably to Trump's policies. The president's day went downhill after that. After the speech, his son Hunter was formally charged with being a lying, dog-faced pony soldier on his gun application form.


I'm not saying the Bidens are going down but you can now take them to go see the Titanic.


WSJ says Americans making $4000 a year less under Biden. In other words just a gallon of gas and a dozen eggs.


The White House warned Congress of catastrophic consequences of a government shutdown if Congress doesn't reach a budget deal. Okay okay, so a government shutdown will throw thousands of federal workers out of their jobs including the NIH, the CDC and the IRS. You don't have to sell it to me.


CBS news reports Pennsylvania authorities working with the U.S. Border Patrol and dogs tracked down escaped Brazilian illegal alien prison fugitive Danelo Cavalcante. It gets better. When told that Pennsylvania cops captured a Brazilian illegal fugitive, Joe Biden said that's a lot of illegal fugitives.


-- Argus Hamilton





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