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Trump looks so spectacular in his mug shot I just contacted the Fulton County Jail photographer and hired him to do my 8 x 10s.

Hunter is renting a home in Malibu. The story broke on the Weather Channel because It's been years since it snowed in Malibu.

Ukrainian ex-prosecutor alleges Biden was paid off. Joe asks staff, who do I have to pay off to make these bribery charges go away?

The House Oversight Committee launched a probe of Atlanta DA Fani Willis for coordinating political prosecutions with Special Counsel Jack Smith. Indeed the Progressives have a modified view of free speech. You can now be arrested in Georgia for shouting Trump Won! in a crowded theater.

Tropical Storm Harold approached the Gulf Coast of Texas Wednesday bearing high winds and rain. Let's hope the damage is minimal. Victims would be anxious for Biden to come and console them with the story of the time his bathtub overflowed into his basement and evaporated Hunter's stash.

Mug shot prompts African American men to praise Trump as a fellow gangster. It's happened. Orange is the New Black!

Hunter Biden fled all the White House scrutiny to rent a house in Malibu this week. If the FBI found donut crumbs in Chris Christie's house or vodka spilled on Nancy Pelosi's carpet, they would know whose it was. But finding cocaine in a cokehead's house is the next episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

President Biden just enjoyed a relaxing week while on vacation in Lake Tahoe. He'd also gone on vacation the week before to his beach house in Delaware. President Biden is under fire for going on vacation for a second time in one month, but to be fair, he doesn't remember his first vacation.

President Biden returned from what critics call National Lampoon's White House Vacation but they'll never get Chevy Chase to star in this one. Chevy already ruined his back doing pratfalls on Saturday Night Live imitating President Jerry Ford. Doing Joe Biden could put him in a wheelchair.

President Biden visited a first-grade school class in Washington just back from summer vacation Monday. Thank God there were no embarrassing photos of Biden sniffing little girls. Their parents heard Joe was coming and dabbed a little pepper spray on their necks before sending them off to school.

President Biden claimed Monday he convinced South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond to vote for the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Joe would have been 29 at the time, nine years from the Senate, and Thurmond certainly did not vote for it. The White House cleaned it up, saying Trump is a danger to our democracy.

Michigan's Secretary of State cited a 14th Amendment clause written to ban Confederate officers from running for office in order to keep Trump off the ballot. It'll backfire. If they applied this ban to descendants of Confederate officers the Democrats would have no candidates to run except illegal aliens.

The Price Is Right legendary star Bob Barker passed away in Los Angeles last week at the age of ninety-nine and he requested no funeral be held. The game show ran for decades exploiting human greediness. Now that Bob Barker's gone the only original Price Is Right stars are Joe and Hunter Biden.

The State Department issued a statement declaring that prosperity in Central America is the key to regional stability and security. Tuesday President Biden hosted Costa Rica's president at the White House. It is the first meeting between the leader of the banana republic and the president of Costa Rica.

Martha Stewart is asking why she was ever prosecuted after seeing all the Joe and Hunter Biden corruption scandals. When Sen. Mitch McConnell was asked about it, he was speechless.

-- Argus Hamilton