Today's Toons 9/4/23

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:


President Biden flew to Hawaii Monday to meet with Federal Emergency Management Agency officials supervising the fire disaster relief to Maui. Nevertheless we are all creatures of habit. Joe is refusing to send hurricane relief money to California until the prosecutor investigating his son is fired.


Hunter Biden's past attempt to plead out his tax and gun charges was dismissed by his federal judge and he will now stand trial either in DC or California. It may not matter where. Hunter would enjoy a heavily Democratic jury in DC but he'd do even better in California where nothing is illegal now.


Donald Trump asked that his federal trial scheduled for January 2024 be delayed to January 2026. He said the Special Counsel has 12 million pages of documents his lawyers must read, and that much paper stacks a mile high. It appears Trump is just being used to satisfy the D.C. Establishment's hatred of trees.


President Biden spoke on the one-year anniversary of the Inflation Reduction Act Wednesday in Wisconsin. He also praised the example set by the Women's World Cup team. Last week during the World Cup, a player scored on a windmill kick and Joe claimed it was proof his energy policy is working.


God sent LA an earthquake & a hurricane. He'd have turned people into pillars of salt but that would've just spiked tequila sales.


The Washington Post reports that a French Canadian woman was sentenced in Washington D.C. to twenty years in prison for trying to assassinate Trump. She mailed Trump an envelope filled with deadly ricin powder. She’s charged with making the Justice Department look like they’re not even trying.


President Biden gave a speech to workers at a wind turbine plant in Milwaukee Thursday where Biden declared Bidenomics a rousing success. In the last two and a half years Joe’s policies have made me much stronger. I can now lift seventy dollars worth of groceries in a plastic sack with my little finger.


Hawaii's Democratic governor Josh Green quickly blamed the fiery conflagration that burned up the island of Maui three weeks ago on climate change. Oddly enough that could be true. Liquor stores around Blue State forests now sell Climate Change Matches, for when the narrative isn't working.


President Biden flew to Lake Tahoe after some painful ad-libbing at a Maui disaster memorial service. Hawaii just declared Biden's condolence speech a disaster, and that was before he went to sleep onstage. Joe Biden is the only guy who goes to a memorial service and has to show ID to get out.


President Biden was ripped for comparing the Maui disaster to his 2004 kitchen fire that nearly spread to his Corvette in the garage.  How bad was it? This is being called the most embarrassing thing Joe Biden has done all day.


Biden told Maui their disaster remind him of his kitchen fire which could have spread to his garage and burned all his state secrets.


President Biden's re-election campaign released a series of TV ads that attacked Trump voters as dangerous to our democracy on Monday. The same day, like clockwork, the CDC issued a brand-new Covid scare, which could result in millions more votes for Biden. And you can take that to the post office.


Milwaukee held the first Republican Party presidential debate Wednesday and eight of the GOP candidates battled it out onstage. It's the most exciting time in politics. When the Democrats hold their presidential debate, President Biden will be going up against his number-one opponent, Cognition.


Fox News spent Wednesday ahead of the GOP debate in Milwaukee speaking to Wisconsin voters and getting their opinions. The pundits tried to be fair to each candidate's chances. However after the debate, I thought Fox News insulted Chris Christie by calling Trump's absence the elephant in the room.


Vivek Ravaswamey was the only candidate on the debate stage who doesn't think Ukraine should be our 51st state.


President Biden's trip to Hawaii to see Maui fire damage was greeted with local anger over the slow response. It didn't look good on TV when Biden fell asleep onstage during the Maui memorial service. His campaign fears Joe may have lost half the Democratic Party if they thought he was praying.


You can now be arrested in Georgia for shouting Trump Won! in a crowded theater, or anywhere else.


Donald Trump received a March 4th court date for his DC trial related to January 6th. There's a way to deal with Progressive judges. Upon arrival in town for every arraignment, Trump should stop his limo and loot a Nordstrom's on the way to the courthouse to keep from being arrested and charged.


I don't see why GOP candidates are fighting for this job. Today a Republican president serves 2 terms, 1 in office and 1 in prison.


-- Argus Hamilton

 


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[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[niobe527]

good morning pookie

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.
Happy Labor Day.

[RaceBannon]

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[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, happy labor day. Thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

good morning pookie

Mornin', niobe!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.
Happy Labor Day.

My pleasure & the same to you, Polly Ticks!

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Thanks, RaceBannon! Will rerun this & the previous one on Wed.

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, happy labor day. Thanks for the toons!

Mornin', the same to you & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Labor Day Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Labor Day Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!